This is one of my favorite ERBOH vids of NicePeter.
MasterChief (HALO) vs. Leonidas (300)
Leonidas: Spartans! Let's start this!
Show this petty officer who's the hardest
The biggest mistake that you ever made
I'll toss you like a frag grenade
I'll stomp you in the face with my sandals enraged
And tonight we shall rhyme in the shade
Your puny fans are fat nerds on computers
Jerking off to games giving themselves first-person shooters
Your armor's hard but my abs are harder
You're in my hood now chief
THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MasterChief: Not so fast, Cortana says you're greek
So why don't you stick these lyrics up your ass
The built a monument to my sins, you're the soldier they need you to be
Ain't no way that you could beat me, even my initials spell MC
While you and your companions were all camping in a canyon
Took a campaign to your house and showed your queen my plasma cannon
They should have thrown your rhymes over the cliff because they're sickly
You will not enjoy this, but it will be over quickly!
Leonidas: HA! I had better battles with my 6 year old son
I don't need firepower when I'm rocking these guns
I'm king, you sleep in a freezer in outer space
I look you in the eyes, but you're too much of a b*tch to show your face!
MasterChief: You got a bad case of no shirt there Fabio Flinstone
Your whole plan got messed up by a hunch back with down syndrome
300 asses need a kicking, give more teabags than Lipton
So why don't you quit your b*itchin my trigger finger's itchin.
Hope u enjoyed!! Who won? MasterChief or Leonidas? Post it in the comments. Plus need more requests for the next Epic Plant Battles of History. Thanks guys!