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Epic Rap Battles of History favorite 1 Master Chief vs. Leonidas

This is one of my favorite ERBOH vids of NicePeter.

MasterChief (HALO) vs. Leonidas (300)

Leonidas: Spartans! Let's start this!

Show this petty officer who's the hardest

The biggest mistake that you ever made

I'll toss you like a frag grenade

I'll stomp you in the face with my sandals enraged

And tonight we shall rhyme in the shade

Your puny fans are fat nerds on computers

Jerking off to games giving themselves first-person shooters

Your armor's hard but my abs are harder

You're in my hood now chief

THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MasterChief: Not so fast, Cortana says you're greek

So why don't you stick these lyrics up your ass

The built a monument to my sins, you're the soldier they need you to be

Ain't no way that you could beat me, even my initials spell MC

While you and your companions were all camping in a canyon

Took a campaign to your house and showed your queen my plasma cannon

They should have thrown your rhymes over the cliff because they're sickly

You will not enjoy this, but it will be over quickly!

Leonidas: HA! I had better battles with my 6 year old son

I don't need firepower when I'm rocking these guns

I'm king, you sleep in a freezer in outer space

I look you in the eyes, but you're too much of a b*tch to show your face!

MasterChief: You got a bad case of no shirt there Fabio Flinstone

Your whole plan got messed up by a hunch back with down syndrome

300 asses need a kicking, give more teabags than Lipton

So why don't you quit your b*itchin my trigger finger's itchin.

Hope u enjoyed!! Who won? MasterChief or Leonidas? Post it in the comments. Plus need more requests for the next Epic Plant Battles of History. Thanks guys!


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