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I used the idea of MeVsZombiesMeWin. Been a long time ay? hehe. enjoy!
Spikeweed vs. Zomboni
Spikeweed: Hoho! Lookie here! A man on a truck!
Expect your tires to pop, you winter dumbfuck
Newsflash, Spikeweed can never compare
To any other sharp thing, now put on Facebook and share!
You have a new vehicle ay? What a horrible choice
You should have used a Mercedes or maybe even a Rolls-Royce
But it really doesn't matter, I'll destroy it anyways
Better U-Turn now bub, your spirit shows your afraid!
Zomboni: My grandmother's own voice is better than your recently dissed raps
Your just a pile of muck with spikes, I bet you don't even fap!
Your brother was worse, but I dealed with that lot
I picked him up, stored him in and watched his own eyeballs rot!
You only have 1 life, are you a YOLO addict?
I wear winter clothes in the sun, you're as brown as my mom's prick
Why do you pop tires, you really don't have a living?
When I ride into the lawn, the player starts chilling
Because my hotrod is evil, the instrument of all that's bad
You hide your mouth in the grass because your teeth have gone mad
You're a noodle-brain with knives on his head and icky, yellow eyes
We'll squish you and keep our eyes on the prize!
Spikeweed: Easy there, Eskimo, I hate truck-driving roadhogs
You've gone off the road, and into the lawn with the fog!
Look we know that's how you are but show some class man!
Now get off your snow machine and fight like a man!
Zomboni: You're just jealous cuz you don't have arms and give me a punch
If only you were tall enough, you'd be an excellent lunch
And if I die, the zombie legacy will continue on
So come and kiss goodbye, but don't forget to smooch up your mum!
Who won? Who's next? You decide!
Put in the comments who won and who you want in the next plant battle! And who knows? Yours might be included!
EPIC PLANT BATTLES OF HISTORY