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Epic Plant Battles of History 1 Sunflower vs. Gargantuar

This isn't my idea. This is NicePeter's idea to start wiht. Search Epic Rap Battles of History if you wanna see his. This is just my version. Plus mine has no video so I hope you guys can just enjoy the lyrics.

Sunflower vs. Gargantuar

Sunflower: Sunflower here to destroy Goliath's brother.

The reason you have red eyes is because you long for your mother

Come on Gargantuar, stop being such a wussy

And don't hang around such ugly, undead pussies

Sun, sun, sun is all I need to use

To make plants to kill you so you have to choose

Either back out from this battle or stand up and fight

It's better if you choose the first option since since I have the sun's might

Gargantuar: Gargantuar don't need heat to kill

I can destroy Iceshroom before he chill

You so stupid your sing makes glass break

At least me when I walk I make earth quake

Then plant will be scared of me and I will crush him

You so weak you need to work out in gym

Sunflower: Work out in the gym? I don't have hands you moron

Me and my pals will eat you like a bonbon

So crush your family instead it'll do us all good

And stop chopping us with your pole like we are wood!

Gargantuar: Shut up puny plant, you know I win

You so ugly I call you Mr. Bean

I crush till you're ashes then me cook you in a roaster

Then me make art out of you and put you on poster

Who won? Who's next? You decide!

Put in the comments who won and who you want in the next plant battle! And who knows? Yours might be included!


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