MasterNinja321 - Reapeageddon is a parody on the song called Shia Labeouf. Watch it by clicking here!
You're walking in the Wikia.
There's no one online,
And you have nothing to contribute
Out of the corner of the chat you spot him,
He's following you
About 30 chunks back.
He gets down on all twos and does a ninja run.
He's gaining on you.
You're looking for your userpage,
But you're all turned around.
He's close to you now
And you can see there's red pixels on his profile pic!
My gosh, there's red pixels everywhere!
Running for your life
He's grabbing his katana.
Lurking in the shadows
PvZ Wikian MasterNinja
Living in Germany, (MasterNinja.)
Editing the pages,
Killing all the baddies.
Actual killer, MasterNinja!
The screen is dim and you seem to have lost him,
But you're wikilessly lost yourself.
Stranded with a ninja,
You edit silently through the Peashooter page.
A-ha! In a few pixels,
A little page that needs...
You go stealthily to it,
But your WiFi! Ah! It's caught in a ninja trap!
Deleting off your WiFi,
Reconnecting to the page.
Now you're on the starting section,
Contributing inside, MasterNinja.
Sharpening his katana,
But he doesn't hear you vandal,
You're hacking behind him.
DDosing Wikian MasterNinja.
Hacking for your vandal with MasterNinja,
Wrestling a katana from MasterNinja,
Stab it in his profile.
Safe at last from MasterNinja.
You connect into the dark pages,
WiFi oozing from your bad connection.
But you have won.
You have rekt MasterNinja.
Wait! He isn't rekt! Master Surprise!
There's a shuriken to your head, and death in his profile.
But you can do Hax Jitsu
Disconnect Wikian MasterNinja.
Legendary fight with MasterNinja
Normal Sunday night for MasterNinja
You try to swing the sword at MasterNinja
But WiFi is draining fast from your connection
He's dodging every hack, he slashes to the left!
You dodge to the right, you get him in the neck
You're hacking off his head now
You have just decapitated MasterNinja
His head topples to the page, expressionless
You fall to your mouse and catch your breath
You have destroyed MasterNinja.
What do you think? No offense, MasterNinja321.