Remember my blog where I raged about Dark Ages? Well, now's time for me to REALLY RAGE.
I need to vent my absolute HATRED AND ANGER AT BIG WAVE BEACH somewhere, and here's where.
This is mostly about Part 2, as for the most part, Part 1 was playable, albeit very hard.
Day 17: OH NO, Octo Zombie, the worse version of Wizard! And yet, despite it being really OP, you only get three of them in this level, and it's actually not just fair, but EASY. That won't last long.
Day 18: BUCK. THIS. STAGE!!! BUCK. THE. NERFED. GUACODILES!!! I thought this would be fairly easy, but I just couldn't keep any lawnmowers until the final wave. The Octo Zombies decimate defenses because Guacodiles just can't kill them.
Day 19: Moderately hard, not ragingly hard though.
Day 20: Waitwaitwait. The very first wave, at the start of the level, has three zombies? THREE BUCKING ZOMBIES??? I'd almost prefer to fight a Garg at the start! AND HOW ARE YOU MEANT TO FIGHT THREE SURFERS THAT SPAWN HALFWAY ACROSS THE LAWN IN A LOW TIDE AMBUSH LESS THAN HALFWAY THROUGH THE LEVEL??? AND LATER ON YOU GET NEARLY TWO DOZEN ZOMBIES AT ONCE FROM LOW TIDE!!!
Day 21: Hey look, it's a conveyor-belt version of Bobsled Bonanza but with Surfers! Oh buck.
Day 22: WE NEED WHITE RADISH!!!
Day 23: Protect three mini-Cob Cannons? Sure! Wait, there are Gargs and Fishermen and Octos? THAT'S TOO MUCH STUFF TO AIM MY BANANAS AT!!! AND A FISHERMAN AT THE START??? Great, now I have to restart the level because he hooked my first Twin Sunflower.
Day 24: Nothing to say about this, it's easier than the first Bulb Bowling.
Day 25: Only...three...thousand sun...allowed? I almost smashed my tablet. Seriously.
Day 26: ...Meh. Easy.
Day 27: Oh look, the day of the overpriced plants. Bonk Choys and Banana Launchers. Of course, I LOVE THIS LEVEL! P.S. Sarcasm.
Day 28: I just...I can't tell you how many attempts I took before I resorted to POWER UP SPAM! Once, I bought ten Plant Food at the start and used them on Twins to get a ton of sun, and I STILL LOST! A GARG SPAWNS IN THE MIDDLE COLUMN AND YOU'RE MEANT TO "NOT LOSE MORE THAN FIVE PLANTS"??? ARE YOU KIDDING ME???
Day 29: One of the hardest Last Stand levels I've faced but...Last Stand is always a cakewalk in PvZ2.
Day 30: I GIVE THE HELL UP, I'M DONE WITH PVZ2!!!
Come on PopCap, the main reason PvZ2 became popular (aside from it being a sequel to a popular game) was that it was "free-to-play but not pay-to-win". HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN THAT??? WHY HAVE YOU DONE THIS TO US???