Hi...Even though I'm a few days late and I'm sick today, I'm trying my best to give you the next interview...
: Hi there, Potato Mine.
: So, it's time for me to
: People always say you're lazy. Is that right?
: Yes, it is.
: And why don't you pop out of the ground earl-
: I'm lazy.
: Huh, I didn't even finish my question.
: Why are there some potato chips left when you explode?
: It's me.
: Lol. And about your Almanac Entry...
: What is the "investment strategy" you're thinking about?
: I'm a cheap plant, so I can be used first before the homeowner starts planting others, like Rep and Melon.
: How lazy are you?
: I always do things 15 seconds late. Like when I arm myself to blow up.
: I see...Do you see anything while you're underground?
: Nothing. Nothing but dirt...
: OK I sometimes see Digger Zombies too.
: Do they eat you while you're underground?
: Yes, yes they do.
: So, do you have any relations?
: Yes, I have a friend.
: Who is that?
: And why? Do you guys work well together?
: Yes, I hide inside him, and when the zombies kill him and reach me, they all die! Mwahahaha!
: OK, so. Bye! It's time for me to leave!