Hello friendos, PS7 here! I'm here, right here, right now (in your house 😈) to tell you about some minor/major changes I'm making to myself. Mainly (and only), I'm getting rid of my trademark turkey baster.
First, some backstory. Eyup, you finally get to find out why I'm supposedly so obsessed with turkey basters. A few years ago, when I was really stupid, I made a video where I pretended that a turkey baster was attacking me. Also, might I add that more than half of the video was basically me making poptarted noises. Ever since, the whole turkey baster thing has stuck with me.
Flash forward to now, many (about four) years later. Since I'm already 13 (yes, I'm 13, hard to believe, and I'm turning 14 next month), this summer is the summer where I learn. My entire life has been filled with social oddities, and now, it's time to leave that all behind and become a man. Part of that is maturing. Yes, you heard me right, ol' goody-two-shoes Poop needs to mature. That is why I'm leaving behind the turkey baster and making a new name of myself some other way. And no, I am not changing my username. Or, at least, not for now. ;)
UPDATE: Actually, I am going to change my username.
Well, that's all I have to say for now. I gotta go now, I'm traveling tomorrow and have to get ready for bed earlier since we're leaving at 5 in the morning. See ya later!