Squanchy, get me a donut! It's my 1000th edit and I think I deserve a donut! Get me a donut, Squanchy or you're fired! SQUANCHY, WHERE'S MY DONUT?! I CAN'T HAVE A 1000TH EDIT SPECIAL WITHOUT A DONUT! GIMME MY DONUT, SQUANCHY!

Also, thanks to everyone here for letting me go and have 1000 edits!