So, like, you know how Lolwutburger has like, 12 letters, right? Cool.

So, 1 plus 2 equals 3, 3 can be divided from 9

9/11 which is the day the twin towers fell

9+1+1+2 = 13

Friday the 13th is usually considered to be an unlucky day.

Day is the first level of PvZ

PvZ is a game by PopCap

PopCap is a company in Seattle

Seattle is where iCarly is located

iCarly shares a name with Carl Wheezer

Carl Wheezer likes llamas

there are no llamas in Garden Warfare

Fairs are usually fun.

Fun has 3 letters.

Letters are usually sent through the mail.

Male is Lolwutburger's gender

Gender stereotypes are stupid

"Stupid Dog!" wasmone of Eustace Bagge's catchphrases

Catchphrases are usually catchy

You can catch colds

Lolwutburger has a cold fridge

fridge has 6 letters

Fun fridge has 9 letters

6 divided by 3 is 2

there are 2 of the Pines twins

Twins are usually double

Double Cherries are powerups in some Mario game

Mario is owned by Nintendo

Nintendoes has 10 letters.

Illuminati also has 10 letters.

Lolminati confirmed.