EDIT: It is fixed now.

On November 1, 2012, I lost my schoolbag which had my Mac in it. It turned out to be in my locker. On December 2013 to February 2014, the internet connection bugged up, causing mass inactivity (if two months is counted as "mass" inactivity :P). However, this time it has nothing to do with losing it or internet connection, it is a charging problem. The charger has somehow broke today without me noticing. It doesn't work but it does for only like 5 seconds. My battery at this point in time is 3%. If I try overnight, a fire could start and I definitely won't be on ever again. :P A new charger is going to be bought but judging by how slow my family is, I don't know when. I will let you all know when I am back on but in the meantime, I will be gone...