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Jackninja5DipperGravityFalls

aka Satania

Bureaucrat Administrator
  • I live in a planet rightfully named after dirt.
  • I was born on May 25
  • My occupation is Emo, High School Grad, Vandal Eliminator
  • I am Asexual ⚪
  • Bio Hello my freaky little darlings. I'm Jackninja5, a bureaucrat on the Plants vs. Zombies Wiki, admin on Encyclopaedia SpongeBobia, rollback on The Demon's Light Wiki and rollback and pending changes reviewer on Wikipedia (under BiggestSataniaFanboy89). The further back you go, the more cringe you will have especially in my 2012 contributions. So please for the love of God, DON'T GO BACK! "Is there anybody out there feeling something?" 🎵
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  • Jackninja5DipperGravityFalls


    I'm back from exams and I am back to being active here. I will be on for months now as school is over as well. Uni starts in March so I will be available for around 4 months.

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    This edit may cause some to worry but unlike last time, I will not allow it to go back because this is for the good of the wiki. Let's face it. Nepotism is rampant. People are just voting people in based on number of edits and friendship votes. The evaluation outcomes will remain the same and I would say you can vote but veto power may be required. This has caused drama and people becoming too scared of demotion and people wanting to demote bloody everyone.

    My question is why...WHY are we promoted as admins when we only manage the wiki the way YOU tell us to? Are we just your puppets? Surely, we have more experience to become admins in the first place. Also, why are there threads for things that should blatantly obviously happen? The Just D…

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  • Jackninja5DipperGravityFalls

    This is my 20,000th edit....literally. So, I hit 20K.


    Now what lol? I guess I add this:

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  • Jackninja5DipperGravityFalls

    This is for satirical purposes but I will make random campaigns on this blog for and against me being a bureaucrat. Inspired by the Simpsons episode, Sideshow Bob Roberts. Also, don't take these too seriously. XD


    Without a Jackninja5DipperGravityFalls, our wiki would really stink.

    We wouldn't have the forums or our fantastic CSS.

    We wouldn't have our cookies or shiny sockpuppet traps.

    It's not his fault that the wiki collapsed!


    Jack: If you were running for bureaucrat, he'd vote for you. :)

    Paid for by the Jackninja5DipperGravityFalls for Bureaucrat Committee.



    Jackninja5DipperGravityFalls supports autocracy.

    Jackninja5DipperGravityFalls even came close to turning this wiki into a dictatorship this year.

    Can you trust a man like Jackninja5DipperGrav…





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  • Jackninja5DipperGravityFalls

    Warning: Profanity and personal opinion.


    My exams are over now so I'm back, right?

    Not exactly. Well, yes but it's complicated. I'm only really going to do stuff related to mainspace because I really don't like the community anymore. No one grows up and they always whine about their stupid bullsh** which ruins things for the rest of us. I don't care how harsh that was. You are doing it and you damn well know it. I'm not going to give any names and anyone who does in the comments will have their comment deleted because I am not in the mood. So please shut the f*** up and keep your drama to yourself.

    That's not all however. There is also problems related to myself internally. Depression has gotten worse and I'm not really that stable which is w…


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