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Hello, and welcome to the first Issue of the PvZ Times, As I said in the last post, This will be your source for (Un)offical news in the plant and zombie world. So here Goes:Top Story:
Angry Birds Outsells Plants Vs Zombies in the app store!
This just in, Angry Birds is currently on the top of the App Store Charts, beating PvZ by a mile.
C. Dave: So what do you have to say about Angry Birds beating you?
D. Zomboss: I used to be the greatest iphone game villian, until I took an Angry Bird to the knee.
C.D: Lame, Ripoff, Skyrim did it first!
C.D: Why did I say that? BECAUSE I'M CRAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
C.D: Well, Back to you, Sunflower.
Sunflower: I CAN'T BELIVE WE'RE GOING OUT OF BUSINES FROM SOME STOOOPIID CRUSH THE CASTLE RIPOFF!!- Oh wait, we're back on air?
JOKE OF THE WEEK:
Backup Dancer: I can cross the ocean twice without bathing.
Dancing Zombie: Why, You Dirty Double Crosser!!!
Plants Vs Zombies: The offical soundtrack is beating Dancing Zombie's Hit Single: gaRrRbrainsARBABL by 3 miles
PvZ: The offical Soundtrack: 4,000,000,000
garRrRbrainsARBABL: OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!!! but less than 4,000,000,000.
That's all for now, See ya next time!
HELLO, PLZ WRITE UR QUESTIONS IN THE COMMENTS BLOW FROM, CRZY DAV (KNOT TEH ZOMBIZ)