Hey, neighbors, here it is, the next in the series of TF2 parodies!
Meet the Peashooter
Imp: *laughs* *gets hit by pea and dies*
Jack-in-the Box Zombie: *winds up JITB* *gets hit by pea and dies*
Gargantuar: "POW!!!" *gets hit by pea and dies*
Peashooter: "If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight! Crazy Dave said that, and I'd say he knows a little more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected so that no living or unliving man could best him in the ring of honor."
Peashooter: *screams* *runs forward, killing a JITB Zombie*
Cob Cannon: "To the left!"
Peashooter: "Zombie maggots!" *turns to the left and kills a Conehead Zombie*
Cattail: "Right up! Right up!"
Tall-nut: "Go, go, go!" *charges into battle with the Peashooter and Cattail*
Peashooter: "Then he used his fight money to buy 2 of every upgrade plant on Earth.." *pulls out 2 peas* "..and then he hurdled them onto a car..." *moves the peas in a walking motion* "...and then he sold every single one!"'
Puff-Shroom: (behind cover) "Ladder up there!"
Peashooter: *runs up to the ladder and pea jumps onto a pipe, both destroying the ladder and killing the Ladder Zombie that placed it*
Peashooter: *Jumps downward, firing a pea that lands just before he does, killing both the Gargantuar AND the Imp*
Peashooter Zombie: *uncloaks and attempts to eat the Peashooter*
Peashooter: *turns into Repeater*
Repeater: *kills Peashooter Zombie*
Peashooter: *laughs to self* "And from that day forward any time a bunch of plants are in one place it's called a garden!"
Graves: *large chunk falls off "Just resting"*
Peashooter: *to grave chunk* "UNLESS IT'S A FARM!"