- sigh* Here we go again, neighbors!
Meet the Cob Cannon
Cob Cannon: * narrowly escapes an explosion*
Cob Cannon: "What makes me a good Cob Cannon?"
Cob Cannon: "If I were a bad Cob Cannon, I wouldn't be sittin' here, discussin' it with you, now would I?"
Cob Cannon: "LET'S DO IT!!!" *charges into battle as he dodges multiple basketballs* "Not one of you's going to survive after this!"
Cob Cannon: "One crossed wire, one of my trademark Cobs, one touch of the ground, and KABLOIE!!!"
Football Zombie: *chases Cob Cannon*
Cob Cannon: *chugs down corn syrup*
Yeah, sorry, guys, I haven't finished it right now...
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