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- At Neon Mixtape Tour...*
Potato Mine: *Gets slapped by Cactus*I told you, you can't come with us. You such a b...*Gets sumo-tossed onto Phat Beet*Yeah, definitely a b****.
Phat Beet: Huh?
Cactus: Get out of here Phatty.*Shoves Phat Beet into a portal which puts him into the present*
Potato Mine: I don't get it. Why her? I can understand Chomper, but why this plant?
Peashooter: We needed someone to control Chomper's diet.
Chomper: What's a diet?
Wall-nut: Friend, I'll explain later.
Sunflower: Let's just get out of here as much as this music is peaceful.
Peashooter: I got you a recording disk for it.
Sunflower: Thanks.
Wall-nut: Umm... that's sweet. let's just go.
Crazy Dave: Racklim Tacri Zoom-ZA!!*Translation*Let's go find my taco NOW!*
- Penny goes through a portal which spits them out into a marsh*
Penny: We have arrived to the Jurassic Marsh.
Cactus: Any doubt we're not going to find dinosaurs?
Wall-nut: Nope.
Peashooter: Hopefully this doesn't end like last time.
Sunflower: I wonder if our ancestors are here?
Chomper: Wait you've been here before?
Wall-nut: Nope. Only Peashooter. He went on a secret mission before going to Dark Ages to stop Zomboss from getting a machine part.
Sunflower: He told me, Wall-nut, and Potato Mine, but you guess cause we kinda had other problems to deal with.
Cactus: Figures. So who did you meet?
Peashooter: A giant Peashooter, Sunflower, Chomper, and Cactus. Might be more, but who knows?
Potato Mine: What is that over there?*Pointing at a village*
Peashooter: Society. This isn't good.
Chomper: So that must mean zombies. And that means FOOD!!!!!!*Charges at the village only to find 7 plants*Hi.
???: Who the old heck are you?
Peashooter: It can't be...hi great ancestor.
???: *Sighs*Hello great great great and a lot of more greats grandson, Peashooter. Nice for you to see the genius', Primal Peashooter, face again.
Cactus: Your a genius. Prove it.
Primal Peashooter: *Says a bunch of super smart stuff even the creator of this saga series can't interpret*
Chomper: Your so smart. I don't even know a thing your saying! :D
Primal Peashooter: Thank you for the complement Chomper.
Wall-nut: Wait, how do you know Chomper's name when he didn't say his name.
Primal Peashooter: I know everything.*Get stared at*Or Peashooter told and I have a friend named Primal Chomper who is in vacation along with Primal Cactus.
Primal Peashooter: I can show you the others though . Come on.
Sunflower: Wait, Peashooter said you were 10 times bigger than those kids. Why are you the same size as us?
Primal Peashooter: Blame that damn Zomboss.
Potato Mine: That's why we're here.
Primal Peashooter: I had a feeling. Anyway...guys, come on.
Wall-nut: I wonder what my ancestor looks li...*Sees a realy deformed Wall-nut with huge teeth*You gotta be kidding me.
Potato Mine: Hey, mine has spikes on his head.
Sunflower: My primal version has wickid teeth and petals.
Peashooter: Are those ancestors of the mushrooms, Snapdragon, and Cherry Bomb?
Primal Peashooter: Yep. From what I heard from you, these guys do what they do, but better. Better not tell them though.
Peashooter: Yeah, those plants aren't very nice to clones.
Cherry Bomb and Snapdragon: HEY!
Sunflower: *Jerks a bit*How did you two get here?
Snapdragon: Dave wanted to have some back-up so he summoned us and ditched us.
Peashooter:*Facepalm*Like last time.
Cherry Bomb: So, who are our replacers old plant.
Primal Peashooter: Grapeshot and Cold Snapdragon. The mushroom is Perfume-shroom. She can make anything attracted to something. That's how I got my dog.
Potato Mine: You have a dog?*T. Rex comes behind him*T. REX!
Primal Peashooter: That's my dog.
Cactus: Your joking right?
Primal Wall-nut:*grunts*
Wall-nut: Well, this sucks.
Primal Potato Mine: Yeah you f***er.
Primal Sunflower: Don't insult them. They're our grand kids.
Peashooter: So, how would you like to beat the zombies?
Primal Peashooter: Simple. We don't. They beat each other.
Sunflower: So, they must be dumb.
Primal Sunflower: Exactly.I'm worried if we could be dumb as them soon.
Primal Potato Mine: That won't happen.
Primal Peashooter: Their so dumb, we even put them in a cage match.
Perfume-shroom: With my help of course.
Chomper: Hey, i'm going eat some zombies along with your "dog", so excuse us.
Primal Peashooter: Go on.*Chomper and T. Rex go somewhere*Now what's with the shiny sharp thing?
Peashooter:*Explains everything in the future*
Primal Peashooter: I see. Well the future will be intresting.
Sunflower: Yeah, about the zombies being extreemly stupid.
Grapeshot: Yes?
Sunflower: A whole army of them is coming in.
- Group turns to see a whole army of zombies*
Jurassic Imp: FOOD!
Jurassic Gargantuar: BRAINZ!
Jurassic Bully: Wait, what is this?
Cold Snapdragon: They're that stupid. Oh well. Let's do this Grapeshot.*Both of the plants destroy the zombies*
Cherry Bomb: F*** this guy.
Snapdragon: Why?
Sunflower: More zombies coming.
Potato Mine: We can handle this. CHARGE!!!!
- After 5 minutes*
Peashooter:*Gasping*How do you guys handle this?
Primal Wall-nut:*grunts*
Primal Peashooter: We do all the time.
Sunflower: Well, that's nic...*gets grabbed by a Pteradactyl*HELP!
Peashooter: Coming!
Primal Sunflower: MY GRANDDAUGHTER!
Primal Peashooter: Perfume-shroom, help here.
Perfume-shroom: Right.*Sprays on the dinosaur only for it to go up*Oops.
Cactus: Let me shoot that thing.
Peashooter: Are you crazy?
Snapdragon: I think I know what to do.*Holds up a a piece of meat and throws it at the reptile*
Cactus: How's that supposed to help?*Hears rumbling*What the...
Chomper: FOOD!!!!!!!!!*Him and T. Rex go and eat the meat and reptile*Yum! Oh, hi Sunflower.
Sunflower: Well, that was nice.
Cold Snapdragon: Well done my ambitiously weaker clone.
Snapdragon: WHAT????!!!!!??????!!!!!
Cherry Bomb: Forget that. The thing that's important is that we're safe.
Primal Potato Mine: *Looks under the Pteradctyl remains*What's this weird rectangular thing?
Peashooter: DON'T TOUCH!!
Primal Potato Mine: *shocked*OK? But why?
Primal Wall-nut: *drools on it and eats it*
Chomper: Hey, I wanted to eat that.
Wall-nut: I want to applause and puke on the ancestor.*faints*
Peashooter: *Waits for 5 minutes*Well, that works.
Primal Wall-nut: :D
Potato Mine: Is it just me, or do I see a parrot?
Perfume-shroom: If your talking about a red and blue bird, than yes.
Primal Potato Mine: It appears as if the zombies are following it.
Jurassic Zombie: Pretty light!
Jurassic Imp: Little birdy!
Jurassic Bully: I'm going to count to 10. 1 ,6, 32, 976, 748975809387248907809, 10!
Peashooter: Must be Pirate Captain. He must be having his bird use lasers to attract the zombies here.
Primal Sunflower: Lasers. Are they dangerous?
Primal Peashooter: Peashooter told me that they can burn you, so yeah.
Primal Potato Mine: Let's do this Primal W!
- Inside of Primal Wall-nut...*
Primal Wall-nut's stomach: What is this weird red thing?
Primal Wall-nut's liver: I dunno, let's touch it!*touches it*
- Back in Jurassic Marsh...*
Primal Potato Mine: Bro, you OK?
Primal Wall-nut:*burps*
- Suddenly, a missle shoots Grapeshot and Cold Snapdragon*
Cherry Bomb: What the?*Sees a giant robot dinosaur coming from the other side*Oh no.
Peashooter: Zomboss again.
Dr. Zomboss: You shall pay the price for your previous mistakes plants. You should've given up a long time ago. Now you must be terminated by the Zombot Dinotronic Mechasaur!
Primal Peashooter: What the heck is that on the dinosaur?
Potato Mine: It's not a dinosaur. It's a robot.
Primal Peashooter: OK, so a robot is armor.
Potato Mine:*Face slaps*
Dr. Zomboss: I guess these midgets are dumber than the original forms.
Primal Potato Mine: HOW DARE YOU INSULT US!*Explodes*
Dr. Zomboss: *Easily absorbs the explosion*This armor is explosion proof. You'll never get through this!
Peashooter: Gotta a plan?
Primal Peashooter: Yes. RUN!*Runs*
Dr. Zomboss: There's not escape.
Peashooter: The robot is slow. We can escap...*bumps into a Jurassic Bully*Oh right.
Jurassic Bully: Are you my mommy?
Peashooter: Um...*Gets grabbed by Sunflower*
Sunflower: Sorry, but we have to go.*Dodges a missle*
Primal Sunflower: Dodge the weird scary shark thingies!
Wall-nut: Due. These things once blew up a cattle and ranch.
Peashooter: Wait, I got an idea.*Looks at the T. Rex*
Primal Peashooter: What?
Peashooter:*Grabs a stick*Come here boy!
T. Rex: :D*Charges at Peashooter*
Peashooter: That's it.*Looks behind him to see a lot of zombies*FETCH!*Throws the stick at the zombies*
T. Rex; :D*Eats all the zombies*
Primal Peashooter: Good job. With that seen, I know what to do. Rexy, come to the shiny thing!
T. Rex:*charges at Zomboss*
Dr. Zomboss: I don't know what your doing, but it ends now!*Shoots a missle*
Primal Peashooter: Fetch that!*T. Rex grabs the missle*Good boy. Now return it to sender.
T. Rex: :D!*Throws the missle at Zomboss*
Dr. Zomboss: Now die from my lasers of...*sees the missle coming back at him*Uh oh.*Missle hits Zomboss creating an explosion*
Grapeshot: Well, that was a blow.
Cactus: Well, let's hope he's not aliv...*sees a hand coming up*Are you kidding me?
Dr. Zomboss: That's the last straw. Now I have to resort to one thing. Project Paradox.*Teleports away*
Primal Peashooter:*gasping*Well, now that this is over, can I see that time of yours?
Jurassic Bully: Wait, did we win?
The End