I've been most excited to find this. And this did not disappoint at all. Last time he came.
Day 1[]
Well nice to know that I now get greeted by a god damn axe to the chest. Now I’m in this bed with some 13 year old red hair girls healing me with some sort of staff. Am I OK now? Good, no pain. OK, up I g…
“...why am I naked?” I ask.
Both clerics are thankfully(And un thankfully) quick reactors and are out of the room. I see my clothes on the desk. As I put it on, I think “Who the f*** would do this to me?” After duct taping my clothes to me(Not happening again), I walk out and see where am I. Last I remember was being axed and saved by some green haired girl. Did I mention the tomahawk to the chest?
There’s ton of people here. Looks like there’s a ton of anime hair style so that starts to the mystery of where I am. I try to look at some people but I don’t recognize any of them. These kinds of game I was never a fan of. That girl who saved me kinda looks familiar but I can’t process. I’ll ask this guy.
“Hey, do you know a lady with green hair?” I ask to some person with white hair and a robe. The man turns and says “Oh Lyn, she’s at the backyard.”...is that Robin?!?!
OK, I’m in the Fire Emblem universe, so that’s done. But that means there’s no tech which means...s***. Don’t panic me, you’ll cross that bridge when you get to it.
I start to run to the backyard(Thank god for signs) but the guy says “I don’t recognize you. You’re new. You seem to look like Zelgius but younger.”
I pause and then say “I don’t know who that guy is but I’m Damason and I have to see your boss.” I then run to the backyard before Robin gets suspicious.
The backyard isn’t really the modern day backyard with all the fences and stuff. Nope, it’s just a giant long land of plains with plenty of flora growing. Some people are here as well. As I try to spot this “Lyn” I see others such as some 14 year old girl who turned into a dragon in front of some people, a red hair black clothed man making a campfire with a book(I kinda wanna mention that the campfire was for some guy named “Sigurd” but it seems weird), and a white hair man with some kind of laser bow screaming stuff about family and betrayal. That guy kinda looks like a pineapple for some reasons.
Finally I see at the middle of the land was that Lyn girl in a blue dress and green ponytail. I approach her and ask “Are you the one who saved me?”
She turns around and recognizes me on spot.
“Oh, it’s you. RobinM told me about the newcomer called Damason came. You already know who I am.”
“Wait, how the freak did you get that information that fast?”
Lyn hold her hand up and an owl lands on her fingers. “This is Feh, our owl. She gives all information she can as soon as possible. Like your arrival for one.”
I shutter and imagine that bird stalking me in my sleep. Then I remember my business and ask “Look, I kinda need to get out of here so if you can lead to me your boss…”
Lyn frowns a bit and says “Yeah umm...our boss, Kiran, only appears briefly time to time and he’s not here so you should talk to Alfonse, Sharena, and Anna. They own this castle.”
I say “thanks” and then realise I have no clue who she’s talking about. “Where are they to be exact?”
“Right behind you.”
I turn around and see a red hair girl with an axe, a yellow hair girl with a lance, and a dark hair boy with a sword. The one with the lance screams (Oh god, I can tell this is gonna be annoying) “Hello there Damason! I’m Sharena and your new friend!”
I stumble a bit and say “I’m sorry, what?”
The boy glares at Sharena and say” Apologies for my sister’s...uniqueness but I’m Alfonse and the one with the axe is Anna. I hope you have a good reason to be here since there are no people that legends have described about you.”
I just sigh and explain the situation. After that, Sharena squeals “Whoa, so you’re from another dimension and reality and have a cool thing called a phone? That’s awesome. Just like what Kiran tells us what a gun is.”
I kinda stare at her for a while then turn to Alfonse and say “Anyway, the sooner I get outta this place the better? What’s the best piece of technology here?”
Alfonse kinda shrugs a bit but the Anna lady says “Well...I have this magic book camera and Kiran has the Breidablik but we really need that. So I don’t think we can help you sadly. Unless, of course you can pay.”
Quick check to bank account: I’m broke and this auto write is gonna run out of power. So I do the usual and scream.
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Day 4[]
And life here ain’t so bad afterall. I’m actually writing this manually so spoilers, I’m alive. But the castle is pretty cool. Anna and Alfonse are great people and Sharena’s...Sharena. I’ve met some people and had some good times with them. Lyn in particular was a nice one to have. Also there are two Robins, one is male and one is female so I’m just gonna call them MRobin and FRobin. Other heroes here include an assassin named Jaffar, a mage knight named Olwen, a prince named Xander, a mage named Merric, a 14 year old dragons who claims to be thousand years old is called Nowi, and there’s this really bulky guy named Bartre who I’ve seen a lot for some reason.
This Kiran guy...he comes every now and then and we have greeted but he’s not a talker. In fact it looks like he’s hiding something from me. Also Breidablik looks like a gun. Just saying. Strange. Oh well. Today in the table, we were feasting when the owl Feh came out of the doors with a message. Anna takes the piece of paper and reads it.
“The Tempest is coming. Hurry, head south west to the tower. Bring all the power you have. I’ll explain when we meet. PS: Bring Robin. From, Marth”
I instantly recognize that name and stand up “Well this Marth guy everyone know I hope.” I say. Everyone nods which is good thank god. “OK, we need Robin...err...which one? Ah, let’s bring both just in case.”
The two Robin’s look at each other a bit worried but eventually nod in agreement. Then the male one says: Well if we’re going, we should bring Xander and Priscilla(One of the healers at the beginning) along as well.”
I was confused and said “Well, the message said bring everybody so why not bring the others?”
Alfonse answered that question for me. “Well if it was a trap and we’d all make Askr defenseless from invaders. Best we don’t bring everybody.”
Anna then replied. “Also there’s this arrival of some masked maniac so we’re gonna have Lyn, Jaffar, Merric, and Olwen take care of it.”
They had a valid point. Soon the said group parted ways and we set off.
Day 5[]
This tower was seriously off the charts far. I would’ve used my car but that’d mean ditching Xander and Priscilla since they could only fight on horse and I only had so little space. Above the tower was a hurricane of death above it. Then, at the door, was a human with some sort of mask and a Falchion. I know it’s Marth but….
“Isn’t Marth supposed to be here” I ask.
The masked person shakes his head and says “No, I am another Marth. The Hero King himself is….nevermind. Come, we have a lot of fighting to do.” He says as he goes through the door. My team do the sensible thing and follow “Marth”.
There are enemies(Duh) of a black sage with green clothing, a green hair cavalier with a lance, a quite normal man one a horse with very tiny hands, and a green hair armor knight with a sword. Immediately, my team does it’s thing. Xander and “Marth go for the sage, FRobin goes for the lance cavalier(Not sure why she didn’t go for the tiny hand guy but OK), MRobin fights off the armor knight. Priscilla is in the middle waiting to heal anyone that gets hurt. Me? Oh I’m just drinking a smoothie from my phone(Don’t worry, nothing goes wrong...JK)
Most of the enemies are down but we forgot the tiny hand guy. When MRobin finishes off the armor knight, the man starts charging at Xander. The prince says “Shoot, it’s Reinhardt. EVERYONE, GET BACK!”
The group tries but he’s coming too fast. He waves his hand and thunder starts coming from his hand and he says “Magic is everything” and the attack hits Xander. Oh boy did it look bad. Priscilla’s on her way but Reinhardt looked like he was gonna fire another bolt of lightning. Finally overcoming the senses to not show how OP the modern world was, I turn my phone to Deadbeard’s sniper and shooter Reinhardt twice, instantly killing him the mage knight.
All the others just stared at me for a solid minute. Then MRobin coughed up and says “Well...that must be a gun...interesting.”
I walk to the next floor and say “After this, don’t tell anybody what I just did and what a gun does.” The others look at me but eventually follow.
There were 5 more floors after it. We had some trouble with things like the pineapple prince Takumi(Yes, he looks like a pineapple but with a bow and laser like arrow) and a couple dragons but we managed through with the Robin’s strategy and “Marth”’s dragon killing sword known as the Falchion. But eventually, us 6 managed to get to the top and there was a hallway with major differences to the other floors. The others were somewhat green like a pasture and one was even snowing. But this….it had rubble and a ritual like floor and at the end of it was….some little brown girl.
“Hey, do any of you guys know this little thing?” I ask.
Xander answers “Yes, that is Veronica. An alternate version of me actually serves under he but seems like she’s alone right now.”
Those words were a terrible mistake as the girl heard us and turned. She wasn’t very happy and simply raised her hands. We braced for an attack but 4 figures came out of the ground. A blonde male archer with a giant golden bow, a horseman with yellow hair and a pretty demonic sword, a green hair mage on a horse, and finally, most menacing of all, was a blue haired armor man with a giant axe.
FRobin bit her tongue and said “Shoot, it’s Jeorge, Eldigan, Cecilia, and Hector. We can’t win this.”
“Are you sure?” I say. “Xander has the advantage over all these guys right?”
MRobin shook his head and said “If Hector wasn’t present, yeah. But Hector is one of the most powerful things in legends. We are most definitely screwed. We’ll have to hope that reinforcements come.”
“Riiiiiiight.” I say. “I can just snipe him from here” I pull out my sniper and shoot at Hector just as MRobin shouts “Wait, NOOOOOO!!!”
The bullet doesn’t hurt Hector at all. As a matter of fact, he looks pissed. Then the motherf***er leaps into the freaking sky and says “Oho” and drops right into me. I brace for impact but FRobin hurls me out and takes the hit. She looks fine but then Hector quickly stroke again sending her flying. She crashed into the wall, very dead, then disappeared.
I would be more freaked out but Anna told me that when Heroes died, they would be revived back in base so that’s a relief. Still, one person out just to one guy is freakishly terrifying.
“OK, now I see what you meant.”
Robin(Now I can just say that since FRobin is gone) looks at me somewhat miffed and says “Let’s take care of what we have left. You try and get rid of Jeorge. I’ll take down Eldigan. Xander, distract Hector and Cecilia from us. And Priscilla….oh.”
Turned out while we were getting crushed by Hector, Cecilia was able to sneak and kill Priscilla as well. All that was left was a staff. I turn to the others and say “Let’s go.” Then we go.
Xander turned out to be a good distracter. Hector and Cecilia were forcused on him so hard. Robin was also doing fine against Eldigan, taking his hits like a champ. Meanwhile I was dodging arrows from Jeorge by the bare minimum who took cover behind a rock. I can’t just snipe through walls so I search for what I had in my phone. “Let’s see, Freddy Suit, an Energy Sphere, a Mario hat, ah, Sans’ bone.” I toss the bone through the wall and judging by the sound of disappearance, I got him. Now for the oth…
“GAHHHHHH!!!” I hear as I turn to see Robin in filthy green stuff by the Veronica. We totally forgot about her and turned out she could attack too. Robin then dropped and poof, he was gone. With Eldigan free, he was on to me. He charged at me and me in a panic, dropped my phone and it got set to Freddy Suit. The horse tripped and Eldigan dropped down. His sword went flying and by some luck, decapitated him. “Uh…..” I say for a while before I narrowly dodge ravens. Cecilia was hunting for my butt which meant Xander perished as well. Unfortunately I myself can’t revive so that’s wonderful. Hector was also coming but he was taking his time. Eventually, I was cornered and the little Veronica was in front of me with her tome glowing green. She then errily muttered “Feeble creature” as she prepared to blast/smoke/whatever that thing does me to my grave.
Suddenly a blade mark was into Cecilia and out came “Marth”. We totally forgot she was in the team, how? But looks like she was not alone. Right after that, Veronica was swept away by a fury of blades. Then Lyn appeared to me saying “You hurt? Course you’re not, you’re Damason.”
I mutter a bit mostly on how she got here but there was more. Olwen crashed in and zapped Veronica even more. Before she could react, Jaffar came in with two daggers and threw them toward her chest and tome arm. Both daggers hit their mark. Merric also came and looked at Hector for one second and said “Lyn...he’s here.”
Lyn turned back and said “Oh boy, this again.”. Then she vanished. 5 seconds later, Hector was down and she was back.
I finally manage to say, “How did you guy get here. Weren’t you guys trying to defeat some masked lunatic?”
Jaffar answered “Kiran recalled us saying to reinforce you guys. That and we were getting destroyed.”
I nod my head and say “Well, that was cool. Does this happen all time?”
“Yes.”
I think for a moment. Then, both sarcastically and truly I said, “Well, this is gonna be great.”
Day 7[]
I was gonna end it there but today something peculiar happened so I’m gonna list it down before I forget. Today, I was gonna see what the arena was. Kiran told me that it’d be a good idea and it was...but I meant someone.
I was leading some heroes with me to meet my first opponent. Kiran let me use the Breidablik while I was gone so that was neat. Only, I saw him. The same kid from before. I know him but he seems confused. But it’s 100% him. I say this, “Aidan?”