I AM SO ANGRY FOR VASEBREAKER: ENDLESS RIHT NOW,THAT I AM MAKING A POEM TO TELL MY RAGE
When I played it first time
Since the 1.7 update
I got out of rhyme
And smashed my phone
I don't know the date
And I felt kinda alone
But then I said to me:
"Those PoopCrap can't do worse. How hard is it gonna be?"
But I didn't realise first
That IT IS HAPPENING.
So that time
Since that update
I got out of rhyme
And I smashed my phone again.
I felt the pain
It was that thing called "Vased Breaked"
From PvZ1 and Goat Simulator.
So when I got it on time
Since that new update
I got again out of rhyme
And smashed my phone AGAIN.
The Intro was so easy
Until I found purple vases where cheesy.
But then I got into the third
I felt it again
My Phone got crashed:
It was Flappy Bird
Without a name
Plus Candy Crush
By EA games.
So when I finished on time
During that update
I got out of my rhyme.
Smashed my phone once again!
And after blood
Sweat
And tears
I got a powerup(duh)
That made me look fat
It was S**t & Cheese.
300 Coins to reveal ONE vase?
Nope, EA.
Not an ordinary case.
And then I ran out of time
F**K that update
MY RHYME GOT OUT
I SMASHED.
MY PHONE.
AGAIN.
I got to the Egypt levels.
But once again it reveals
That Prospector Zombie feels
Like All devils.
One at a time got out my rhyme,
Freeze'm was an easin'
For somebody that has, like, 20900 coins or so.
In my case? No.
And when I ended
And broke last vase
I got a "Butterizer".
...
I hate this s*** update.