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Vasebreaker rage (poem)

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I AM SO ANGRY FOR VASEBREAKER: ENDLESS RIHT NOW,THAT I AM MAKING A POEM TO TELL MY RAGE


When I played it first time

Since the 1.7 update

I got out of rhyme

And smashed my phone

I don't know the date

And I felt kinda alone

But then I said to me:

"Those PoopCrap can't do worse. How hard is it gonna be?"

But I didn't realise first

That IT IS HAPPENING.


So that time

Since that update

I got out of rhyme

And I smashed my phone again.

I felt the pain

It was that thing called "Vased Breaked"

From PvZ1 and Goat Simulator.


So when I got it on time

Since that new update

I got again out of rhyme

And smashed my phone AGAIN.

The Intro was so easy

Until I found purple vases where cheesy.

But then I got into the third

I felt it again

My Phone got crashed:

It was Flappy Bird

Without a name

Plus Candy Crush

By EA games.

So when I finished on time

During that update

I got out of my rhyme.

Smashed my phone once again!


And after blood

Sweat

And tears

I got a powerup(duh)

That made me look fat

It was S**t & Cheese.

300 Coins to reveal ONE vase?

Nope, EA.

Not an ordinary case.


And then I ran out of time

F**K that update

MY RHYME GOT OUT

I SMASHED.

MY PHONE.

AGAIN.

I got to the Egypt levels.

But once again it reveals

That Prospector Zombie feels

Like All devils.

One at a time got out my rhyme,

Freeze'm was an easin'

For somebody that has, like, 20900 coins or so.

In my case? No.

And when I ended

And broke last vase

I got a "Butterizer".

...

I hate this s*** update.

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