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Without Pea - parody

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Starfruity - real name, no gimmicks.

Two ZombieNinjas go past the outside
Past the outside, Past the outside
(buck buck caw)
Two Octo Zombies go past the outside
Past the outside, Past the outside
(buck buck caw)
(Ooh)

Guess who's back, back, back?
Back again, gain, gain
BUL9's back, back, back
Tell a friend

Guess who's back, guess who's back?
Guess who's back, guess who's back?
Guess who's back, guess who's back?
Guess who's back, la, la, la

I've created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to
See BUL9 no more, they want UG, I'm chopped liver
Well if you want UG, this is what I'll give ya
A little bit Spikeweed mixed with some hard lick or

Some shocka that'll jump start my heart quicker
Then a shock when I get shocked at the hospital
By the doctor when I'm not cooperating
When I'm rocking the table while he's operating (hey)

You waited this long to stop debating
'Cause I'm back, I'm on the rag and calculating
I know that you got a job, Ms. Dashie
But your husband's game problem's complicating

So the UG pea won't let me be
Or let me be me so let me see
They tried to shut me down on ZTV
But it feels so empty without me

So, come on dip, bum on your lips
Screw that, come on, your tips and some on your hits
And get ready, 'cause this is about to get mass'a
I just settled all my disputes (SCREW YOU NASA!)

Now this looks a job for me
So everybody just follow me
'Cause we need a little controversy
'Cause it feels so empty without me

I said this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
'Cause we need a little controversy
'Cause it feels so empty without me

Little users, those feeling rebellious
Embarrassed, their parents still listen to Tecku
They start feeling like prisoners, helpless
'Till someone comes along on a mission and yells "you!!"

A visionary, vision is scary
Could start a revolution, polluting the big waves
A rebel, so let me just revel and strut
In the fact that I got everyone kissing my butt

And it's a disaster, such a catastrophe
For you to see so dang much of my butt, you ask for me?
Well I'm back: na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na
Fix your bent antenna, tune it in and then I'm gonna enter in it

Up under your skin like a splinter
The center of attention, back for the winter
I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling
Infesting in your kids ears and nesting

"Testing, attention please"
Feel the tension soon as someone mentions me
Here's my 10 cents, my 2 cents is free
A nuisance, who sent, you sent for me?

Now this looks a job for me
So everybody just follow me
'Cause we need a little controversy
'Cause it feels so empty without me

I said this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
'Cause we need a little controversy
'Cause it feels so empty without me

A tisk-it a task-it, I'll go tit for tat wit'
Anybody who's talking this hit, that hit
Chris or Patrick, you can get your butt kicked
Worse than them little Imp biscuit butt turds

And Zombie, you can get stomped by some pea
You 36-year-old bald-headed man, Blover
You don't know me, you're too old, let go
It's over, nobody listens to Tecku

Now let's go, just give me the signal
I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults
I've been dumb, suspenseful with a pencil
Ever since Hen turned himself into a symbol

But sometimes the stuff just seems
Everybody only wants to discuss me
So this must mean I'm disgusting
But it's just me, I'm just obscene (hey!)

Though I'm not the first king of controversy
I am the worst thing since Cyrus, Miley
To do bad music so selfishly
And use it to get myself popu-lar!

There's a concept that works
20 million other good users emerge
But no matter how many peeps on the 'ki
It'll be so empty without me

Now this looks a job for me
So everybody just follow me
'Cause we need a little controversy
'Cause it feels so empty without me

I said this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
'Cause we need a little controversy
'Cause it feels so empty without me

Na na na na na, na na na na na
Na na na na na, na na na na
Na na na na na, na na na na na
Na na na na na, na na na na
Guys!

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