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Plants vs. Zombies Unsoiled: Puff'n'stuff

Puff-shroom opens a store selling anti-zombie equipment, putting Crazy Dave's Twiddydinkies in danger.

NOTE: Crazy Dave speaks in gibberish as usual, given in the subtitles at the bottom of the screen (if it were a video).

Puff-shroom: Open for business, PUFF'N'STUFF!

(all the plants run over to the store, effectively crowding it. Then we go to Crazy Dave's Twiddydinkies, which isn't doing well.)

Homeowner: What's the matter, Crazy Dave?

Crazy Dave: No one's buying my stuff.

Homeowner: Then what are you going to do?

Crazy Dave: I'm going to fight my way back to the top!

(on TV, which Kernel-pult is watching, and apparently, everyone else)

Crazy Dave: Don't go to Puff-'n'-stuff? I have better stuff! I may have a shortage of supplies, but that doesn't mean that you can buy stuff at their location for a cheaper price! My prices are more legit! And plus; (Puff-shroom is watching) he can't do a little 'cause he can't do enough! So shop at the Twiddydinkies, and you'll be AOgood.

(TV turns off)

Puff-shroom: Two can play at that game!

(cuts to a TV commerical Crazy Dave is watching)

Puff-shroom: Cheaper prices, more stuff, come on to Puff'n'stuff!

Female singers: ♪The coolest place in town!♪

Narrator: The next morning...

Crazy Dave: If only there were some way I could get rid of... wait a second. THEY STOLE MY STUFF!

(The People's Court theme plays as the characters are seen in court)

Judge: Crazy Dave wins by default; Puff'n'stuff is to be shut down forever.

(back home)

Crazy Dave: Crazy Dave's Twiddydinkies is back in business! (notices another store) Uh-oh... (looks at inventory) Sun-shroom................................................

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