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Garg Primes - parody

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Everybody pay up!
Everybody pay up!
Pay, pay, pay!
Pay, pay, pay!
Pay, pay, pay!

If you can’t hear what I’m trying to say
If you can’t read from the same page
Maybe I’m gonna die, maybe I’m going blind
Maybe I’m out of my mind (for not getting out of this situation)

Okale, now, you were close, I tried to domesticate you
But you’re a zombie mech; zombie, it’s in your nature
Just let me liberate you
(Pay, pay, pay!)
You don’t need no grape errs
(Pay, pay, pay!)
That man is not your maker

And that’s why I’m gonna play a good game!
I know you want them,
I know you want them,
I know you want them,
It's a good game,
Can’t let you get past me
You are not plastic
Talk about getting blasted
I hate these Garg Primes!
I know you want them,
I know you want them,
I know you want them,
This is a good game!
The way you smash me,
Must wanna get nasty,
Go ahead, get at me

What do they make beans for
When you got them beams on?
What do we need Steam for?
You're like Big Wave Beach in this place!

I'm not so lucky
(Pay, pay, pay!)
You tend to bug me
(Pay, pay, pay!)
What rhymes with bug me?
(Pay, pay, pay!)

Okale, now, you were close, I tried to domesticate you
But you’re a zombie mech; zombie, it’s in your nature
Just let me liberate you
(Pay, pay, pay!)
You don’t need no grape errs
(Pay, pay, pay!)
Than man is not your maker
(Pay, pay, pay!)

And that’s why I’m gonna play a good game!
I know you want them,
I know you want them,
I know you want them,
It's a good game
Can’t let you get past me
You are not plastic
Talk about getting blasted
I hate these Garg Primes!
I know you want them,
(I hate them Primes!)
I know you want them,
(I hate them Primes!)
I know you want them,
This is a good game!
The way you smash me
Must wanna get nasty
Go ahead, get at me

One thing I ask you
Let me be there when you get nerfed too
You, from iceage, to future too
Yeah, you're a big machine, daddy
So get me up when you pass go
I’ll give you something big enough to take your butt too
Dad gum, when when you act casual,
I mean, it is most unbearable
Then, funny, you’re not there when I’m
With my foresight, guy, I pay you; bye!
Nothing like your leg, I ain’t too square for you
I’ll smack that mech and kill your Imp like that
So I jail watch, hand wave for you to salute
But you did not pick
Not many zombies get a nerf
But I’m a nice guy, but you get it if you get through me

Shake the vine, get down, get up,
Do it like you're hurt, like you're hurt
Whatcha doin' like Word?

Zombie, can you sleep? I got this from the cowboys
It always works for me, future to the few chair, uh huh!
No more pretending,
(Pay, pay, pay!)
'Cause now, you're winning
(Pay, pay, pay!)
Here’s your beginning

I always wanted a good game!
I know you want them,
I know you want them,
I know you want them,
It's a good game!
Can’t let you get past me
You are not plastic
Talk about getting blasted
I hate these Garg Primes!
I know you want them,
I know you want them,
I know you want them,
This is a good game!
The way you smash me,
Must wanna get nasty,
Go ahead, get at me!

Everybody pay up!
Everybody pay up!
Pay, pay, pay!
Pay, pay, pay!
Pay, pay, pay!

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