Every day from December 1 until December 25 of 2014, I will be making Christmas carol parodies regarding one or more of wiki users, plants, zombies, individual or group, and put them here!
December 1[]
Jingle swells, jingle swells, jingle all the way!
Oooh, what fun it is to ride on a fruit made out of star-ars!
Jingle swells, jingle swells, jingle all the way!
Oooh, what fun it is to ride on a fruit made out of star-ars!
December 2[]
Deck the halls with bulbs of bowling!
Fa la la la la, la la la la!
Watch as they bowl over zombies!
Fa la la la la, la la la la!
They were strong, but now, not as much!
Fa la la, la la la, la, la, la!
Watch their Plant Food take out a Garg!
Fa la la la la, la la la la!
December 3[]
You butter watch out
You butternut cry
You butternut pout
I'm telling you, Y
KernelFodder's coming to town
He's making a list and checking it thrice
Despite this, he can be very nice
MidnightHawk is coming to town
He sees you when you're sleeping (STALKer)
He knows when you're awake
He knows if you've been bad or good
So PEA good for goodness sake!
OOOOOOOOOHHH, you butter watch out
You butternut cry
You butter pout's I'm telling you, Y
MignightHawk is coming to town
December 4[]
I saw Miles doing Rainbow Dash
Underneath the thistletoe last night
He didn't see me creep (boom)
Down the stairs to have a Peep (delicious!)
He thought that I was sitting on my computer chair
Then, I saw Miles like the rainbow horse
Underneath her mane so rainbowy;
Oh, what a sight it would have been
If Cosmo had only seen
Miles doing Rainbow Dash last night
December 5[]
We wish you a happy birthday
We wish you a happy birthday
We wish you a happy birthday
To you, DeathZombi
I know this is a few days late but,
why am I remaking this very song?
December 6[]
Feliz Navidad
Feliz cumpleaños
Feliz piñatas
Prospero año y Felicidad
Fiestas de
las piñatas
Pea-liz Navidad
A Ninja Pingüinos
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas
I wanna wish you a Happy Birthday
I wanna create a better carol
From the bottom of my heart
December 7[]
Have a holly jolly taco
It's the best food in the game
I don't know if there'll be bacon
But have a cup of cheer
Have a holly jolly taco
And when you travel down time
Say hello to zombies you know
And everyone you meet
Oh ho, the taco
Eaten where you can see
Crazy Dave waits for you
Talk to him once for me
December 8[]
You're a mean one, Sir Xenons,
You really are a peal,
You're as cuddly as a Cactus, you're as charming as an wheel, Sir Xenons,
You're a Banana Launcher without the appeal!
You're a monster, Sir Xenons,
Your heart's a danged black hole,
You summon bots of spiders, you have Garlic in your soul, Sir Xenons,
I wouldn't touch you with a Giga-Mecha-Football!
You're a foul one, Sir Xenons,
You have termites in your smile,
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick Guacodile, Sir Xenons,
Given a choice between the two of you, I'd take the seasick Guacodile!
You're a vile one, Sir Xenons,
You're a nasty Tomb Raiser,
Your heart is full of unwashed socks, your soul is full of gook, Sir Xenons,
The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote,
"Stink, stank, stunk"!
You're a rotter, Sir Xenons,
You're the king of sinful slots,
Your heart's a Potato Mine splotched with moldy purple spots, Sir Xenons,
Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful
Assortment of rubbish imaginable mangled up in Tangle Kelp!
You nauseate me, Six Xenons,
With a nauseous super "naus"!
You're a crooked dirty jockey and you drive a crooked hoss, Six Xenons,
You're a three decker sourgum and Princess Toadstool sandwich with ro-butt-nic sauce!
December 9[]
Do you recall, the most famous fish of all.....
Cyprind the Sixty-Fifth Fish
had a very shiny fin
And if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows
All of the other users, used to hate him and call him names
They never let poor Carp, join in any forum games
Then one foggy Christmas Eve, Milesprower came to say
"Carp, with you being rude. Won't you be blocked tonight?"
Then Carp was blocked as everyone shouted with glee!
Carp the Fish, you'll go down like history!
December 10[]
Oh, HMC, oh, HMC
Oh, what we think of HMC
With the Total Drama roleplays
And the kindness and respect
Oh, HMC, oh HMC
Oh, what we think of HMC
December 11[]
Here comes ZombieNinja, here comes ZombieNinja,
Right down ZombieNinja lane
Pinkie and Twilght and all his ponies
Pushing your buttons
Swells are ringing, children singing
All is berrying fights
Defend your shins and say your prayers
'Cause ZombieNinja comes tonight!
Here comes ZombieNinja, here comes ZombieNinja,
Right down ZombieNinja lane
He's got a bag that's filled with coal
For plants and zomb's again
Hear those sleigh swells jingle jangle,
Oh, what a horrific sight
So jump in bed and cover your head
'Cause ZombieNinja comes tonight!
Here comes ZombieNinja, here comes ZombieNinja,
Right down Santa Claus lane
He doesn't care if you're rich or poor
He hates you just the same
ZombieNinja knows you're all NASA's socks
That makes everything fight
So fill your hearts with Feastivus cheer
'Cause ZombieNinja comes tonight!
Here comes ZombieNinja, here comes ZombieNinja,
Right down ZombieNinja lane
He'll come around when the chimes ring out
That we are mourning again
War on earth will come to all
If we just follow the fight
So let's give hate to Zomboss below
That ZombieNinja comes tonight!
December 12[]
Bonkin' around Ancient Egypt
At the Ancient Egypt hop
Bonk Choy planted where you can see
Every zombie tries to stop
Bonkin' around Ancient Egypt
Let the ancient spirit ring
Later we'll have some bacon
And we'll do some shooting
You will get a angry feeling
When you hear
Voices groaning let's eat brains
Bonk the zombies with coughs of anger
Bonkin' around Ancient Egypt
Have a happy Feastivus
Everyone attacking merrily
In the new old fashioned way
You will get a angry feeling
When you hear
Voices groaning let's eat brains
Bonk the zombies with coughs of anger
Bonkin' around Ancient Egypt
Have a happy Feastivus
Everyone attacking merrily
In the new old fashioned way
December 13[]
Last Christmas, I gave you my brains
But the very next day, you gave them away
This year, to save me from death,
I gave them to someone special
Once bitten and twice died
I keep my distance, but you still show up; why?
Tell me, zombie, do you recognize me?
Well, it's been a year, it doesn't surprise me
Happy Christmas
I wrapped it up and sent it
With a note saying "I love you", I meant it
Now, I know what a fool I've been
But if you kill me now, I know you'd kill me again
Last Christmas, I gave you my brains
But the very next day, you gave them away
This year, to save me from death,
I gave them to someone special
Last Christmas, I gave you my brains
But the very next day, you gave them away
This year, to save me from death,
I gave them to someone special
A crowded room, friends with no eyes
I'm hiding from you and your soul of ice
My god, I thought you were someone to rely on
Me? I guess I was a boulder to cry on
A face on a lava with a fire in his heart
A plant under cover, but you tore me apart
Ooh ooh, now I've found a real love
You'll never fool me again
Last Christmas, I gave you my brains
But the very next day, you gave them away
This year, to save me from death,
I gave them to someone special
Last Christmas, I gave you my brains
But the very next day, you gave them away
This year, to save me from death,
I gave them to someone special
A face on a lava with a fire in his heart
A plant under cover, but you tore me apart
Maybe next year, I'll give them to someone
I'll give them to someone special
December 14[]
Revern the user
Was a jolly happy soul
With a Cob Cannon and a Carrot Truck
And his eyes made out of peas
Revern the user
May the children laugh and play
And were they surprised when before their eyes
He came to life that day
There must have been some magic
In that old sun hat they found
For when they placed it on his head
He began to grow and grow
Oh, Revern the user
Was alive as he could be
And the children say
He could laugh and play
Just the same as you and me
Frosty the Snowman
Knew the sun was hot that day
So he said let's run
And we'll have fun
Before I get eaten
So down to the village
With a pickaxe in his hand
Running here and there all around the town
Saying "catch me if you can!"
He led them down the streets of town
Right to the traffic crop
And he only paused a moment when
He heard him holler "stop!"
For Frosty the Snowman
Had to hurry on his way
But he waved goodbye
Saying, "Don't you cry;
"I'll be back again someday."
Thumpety, thump, thump
Thumpety, thump, thump
Look at Revern go
Thumpety, thump, thump
Thumpety, thump, thump
Over the hills of grass
December 15[]
Cabbage got run over by a Zombot,
Walking home from his house Christmas Eve,
You can say there's no such thing as zombies,
But as for all of us folks, we believe
He'd been drinking too much eggnog,
And we'd begged him not to go,
But he'd forgot him medication
And he staggered out the door into the snow
When we found him Christmas morning,
At the scene of the attack,
He had mech prints on his forehead,
And incriminating mech marks on her back
December 16[]
I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
I don't care about the presents
After the unforgiving pee
I just want them for my own
More than they could ever know
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas is brains
I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
And I don't care about the presents
Underneath the Christmas tree
I don't need to hang my stocking
There upon the fireplace
Santa Claus won't make me happy
With a toy on Christmas day
I just want them for my own
More than they could ever know
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas is brains, zombie
Oh, I won't ask for much this Christmas
I won't even wish for snow
And I, I'm just gonna keep on waiting
Underneath the thistletoe
I won't make a list and send it
To the North Pole for Saint Nick
I won't even stay awake
To hear those magic reindeer click
'Cause I just want them here tonight
Staying inside me so tight
What more can I do?
Oh, zombie, all I want for Christmas is brains, zombie
Oh, all the zombies are coming
So many everywhere
And the sound of players'
Screams fills the air (NOOOOO!!!!!)
And everyone is singing
I hear those fruit bells ringing
PopCap, won't you bring me
The one I really need?
Won't you please bring that zombie to me quickly?
Oh, I don't want a lot for Christmas
This is all I'm asking for
I just wanna see that zombie
Standing right next to the mine
Oh, I just want them for my own
More than they could ever know
Make my wish come true
Oh, zombie, all I want for Christmas is brains, zombie
All I want for Christmas is brains, zombie
All I want for Christmas is brains, zombie
All I want for Christmas is brains, zombie
All I want for Christmas is brains, zombie
December 17[]
I'm dreaming of yellow Christmas
Just like the ones I used to know
Where the Sap-flings glisten
And the zombies listen
To hear frost peas in the snow
I'm dreaming of yellow Christmas
With every dang zombie I fight
May your days be merry and bright
And may all your Christmases be white... with 255 less blue
December 18[]
You'll be my New Year's Day, my Valentine
I ain't gonna stop until you touch that mine
You'll be my April Fool, my Mardi Gras
The music on my tongue when I sing fa la la
You'll be my flower child, in the month of May
My sunny summer lover on my holiday
You'll be my autumn leaves, my Halloween
The winter snow and everything that's in between
This year I'm gonna take you home
This year I don't wanna be alone
This year, this Christmas together
And the sliders they pass, and the dodos they fly
This year, this Christmas forever
And the weaks and the monks go rushing by
This year strategy
How to forget, and how to forgive without fear
Just love this Christmas, this year
Oh, you'll be my spring ahead, my fall behind
The shimmy on my hips, oh, when I bump and grind
You'll be my Santa boy, all dressed in red
And ride that little reindeer all through my head
Oh, ooh, here we go, oh yeah
This year I'm gonna take you home
This year I don't wanna be alone
This year, this Christmas together
And the sliders they pass, and the dodos they fly
This year, this Christmas forever
And the weaks and the monks go rushing by
This year strategy
How to forget, and how to forgive without fear
Just love this Christmas, this year
This year I'll pray for you, uh
And I thank God for you
Just wanna be with you
This year, that's all I wanna do
Day by day, I'm gonna get my way
This year, I'll pray for you
The seasons turn, I've got a lot to learn
And I thank God for you
This year I'm gonna, gonna, gonna take you home
This year I don't wanna be alone
This year, this Christmas together
And the sliders they pass, and the dodos they fly
This year, this Christmas forever
And the weaks and the monks go rushing by
This year strategy
How to forget, and how to forgive without fear
Just love
This year strategy
How to forget, and how to forgive without fear
Just love this Christmas, this year
December 19[]
Chestnuts teaming on an open fire
Dinoes nipping at your nose
Yuletide carols being sung by a choir
And plants dressed up like peas of snow
Everybody knows a turkey and some
Mistletoe help to make the season bright
Tiny tots with their eyes all aglow
Will find it hard to sleep tonight
They know that zomb's are coming this way
They've loaded lots of imps and screen doors
No dang way!
And every mother's
Child is gonna spy to see if
Dodos really know how to fly
And so, I'm offering this
Simple phrase to kids from
1 to 92 (and beyond)
Although it's been said many times
Many ways
"Merry Christmas to you"
December 20[]
Bring joy to the world; it's the thing to do
But the world does not revolve around you
Don't be a jerk
It's Christmas
There's a sign above the line that says "express"
That means ten upgrades or less!
Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk)
It's Christmas
Be nice to newbies and those robots, oldbies too
'Cause that's how you'd like them to treat you
Use ice melons, don't use plant balls
Don't you wreck the house when you deck the halls
Place your plant where it won't wind up on my shoe
Attack zombies from the bottom like you do
Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk)
It's Christmas
It's Christmas!
When others are stalking, never interrupt
Don't put users down or just become corrupt
It's the time for family and holly and turkey
'Tis the season to be jolly, not jerky (jolly, not jerky)
Don't dig in piñatas, for Christ's sake
Take the prize and leave me nothing but steak
Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk)
It's Christmas
Santa brought nearly every gift on your list
Why whine about the one that he missed?
Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk)
It's Christmas
It's Christmas!
Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk)
It's Christmas
Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk)
It's Christmas
December 21[]
Have yourself a peachy little Christmas
Let your heart b-loom
From now on, the zombies will be out of sight
Have yourself a peachy little Christmas
Make the zombies pay
From now on, the zombies will be miles away
Here we are as in olden days
Happy golden days of yore
Faithful plants who are dear to us
Gather near to us once more
Through the years we all will be together
If David allows
So hang a Gargantuar upon the highest bough
And have yourself a peachy little Christmas now
Have yourself a peachy little Christmas
Let Plantern give light
From now on, the zombies will be out of sight
Have yourself a peachy little Christmas now
December 22[]
Said the Wizard to the little lamb,
Do you see what I see?
Way up in the sky, little lamb,
Do you see what I see?
A brain, a brain, dancing in the night
With a stem as big as a kite
With a stem as big as a kite
Said the little lamb to the octopus,
Do you hear what I hear?
Ringing through the sky, Wizard boy,
Do you hear what I hear?
A man, a man, way under his roof
With a yell as big as NOOOOOO!!!!
With a yell as big as NOOOOOO!!!!
Said the octopus to the Zombie King,
Do you know what I know?
In your palace warm, Zombie King,
Do you know what I know?
A brain, a brain shivers in the cold
Let us eat it silver and gold
Let us eat it silver and gold
Said the King to the zombie everywhere,
Listen to what I say
Fight for brains, zombies everywhere!
Listen to what I say
The brains, the brains, here without a knife
It will bring us goodness and life
It will bring us goodness and life
December 23[]
They rule the world! The zombies are come;
Let them receive her brains;
Let every heart prepare him room,
And plants and zombies fight,
And plants and zombies fight,
And plants, and plants, and zombies fight
December 24[]
O come, all ye brainful, fearful and triumphant!
O come ye, O come ye to the lawnem;
Come and behold them
Born the King of Zombies:
O come, let us eat them up,
O come, let us eat them up,
O come, let us eat them up,
All the brains
December 25[]
Jingle bulb, jingle bulb, jingle bulb rock
Jingle bulbs swing and jingle bulbs ring
Snowing and blowing up bushels of Imps
Now the jingle hop you can't skimp
Jingle bulb, jingle bulb, jingle bulb rock
Jingle bulbs bounce in jingle bulb time
Dancing and prancing in Jingle Bulb Square
In the frosty air
What a bright thyme, it's the right thyme
To warp the night away
Jingle bulb time is a swell time
To go lancing in a one-horse sleigh
Giddy-up jingle horse, pick up your feet
Jingle around the clock
Plants and a-zombies in the simple defeat
That's the jingle bulb,
That's the jingle bulb,
That's the jingle bulb rock
Thanks for reading!