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So, this is a thing. 

WARNING, A LOT OF RANTING AND RAGE WILL MOST LIKELY OCCUR HERE,

THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION. *insert smiley face here*

Unlike the plant tiers, these are going to be more simple, in only three ranks is how they'll be ranked.

0-Not an issue

1-Annoying on specific situations

2-NOPIN' THIS!

Clones

Basic Zombie and variants- 0. *insert undetailed explanation here*

Conehead Zombie and variants- 0. Woah, 20 extra health, I'm so scared.

Buckethead Zombie and Variants- 1. Woah, an extra 55 hea- FIFTY FIVE?!

Imp and variants- 0. Faster normal zombie. Eh

Gargantuar and variants- 2. Come on, these first ones don't need explanation.

Ancient Egypt

Ra Zombie- 0. Never intimidated me at all, which is good.

Camel Zombies- 0. Laser Bean and Fume-shroom say hi.

Explorer- 1. With no ice plants, you might have trouble.

Tomb Raiser- 1. Annoying, you know, that kind of zombie.

Pharaoh Zombie- 1. His speed scares me.

Pirate Seas

Swashbuckler- 0. Blover.

Seagull Zombie- 0. Blover again.

Barrel Roller- 1. Can be obnoxious in huge clumps, so Cherry Bomb.

Imp Cannon- 1. Its selfdestruct is the only thing I hate.

Pirate Captain- 0. Used to have a big fat 2, but then Blover...again.

Wild West

Prospector- 0. Digger Zombie?

Poncho- 1. Why must I resort to luck to know if he's dangerous or not.

Pianist- 0. Spikeweed.

Chicken Wrangler- 0. Curious, aren't you?

Zombie Chicken- 2. No Lightning Reed on the lawn yet? Bye bye, brains.

Bull Rider- 1. Eeeeh?

Far Future

Jetpack- 0. Blover.......AGAIN.

Shield- 0. Laser Bean.

Conehead Bot thing- 1. Sun Bean and Magnifing Grass say hi.

Disco-tron 3000- 1. STOP SPAWNIN' THE MEAT SHIELDS.

Mecha Football- 2. Please have mercy.

Dark Ages

Here's when things get a bit messy.

Jester- 1. Kinda almost scary?

Knight- 1. Scary if unprepared.

Wizard- 2. YOU STOP WITH THE SHEEPIES RIGHT NOW YOUNG....old man.

King- 1. STOP IT, PLEASE!

Big Wave Beach

Snorkel- 0. Eh, no one cares about this guy.

Surfer- 2. NOOOOO.

Octo- 2. BIGGER NOOOOO. STOP WITH THE DUMB SQUISHY THINGIES!

Fisherman- 1. OH COME ON! GIVE ME A BREAK...! Oh hi Infi-nut.

Frostbite Caves

Hunter- 1. Hai, I'd *snowball* appreciate *snowball* it, if you woul- *freezes*

Dodo- 1. Blover.............AGAIN.

Troglobite- 1. Infi-nut plant food.

Weasel Hoarder- 0. Uh, this seems familiar...

Snow (Ice?) Weasels- 2. OH NO, THAT'S WHY!

Blockhead- 2. Knight with no Magnet weakness, YAAAY!

Lost City

Lost Pilot- 0. So....uh, you...just gonna...hang there? Oh, okay.

Excavator- 2. THE GAME EVEN AGREES THAT YOUR ANNOYING!

Parasol- 0. Eh, never really notice a change with her around.

Bug Zombie- 0. Blover....................*period spam* AGAIN.

Imp Porter- 1. I guess he's kind of an annoying thing.

Relic Hunter- 0. OH COME ON BLOVER, GIVE EM' A CHANCE!

Blue Skull guy- 2. NO PLEASE, DON'T GET THE SUN....LASER NAW!

Neon Mixtape Tour!

Punk- 2. I don't care Magnet-shroom, I need to use your slot with something better!

Glitter- 1. Shields suck.

MC- 2. Breakdance + This guy. FUUUUUN.

Breakdancer- 1. This guy is so annoyin-OH HEEEY BLOVER!

Arcade & 8-Bit- 2. MMMM, PLEASE STOP, I LOVE RETRO GAMES TOO, BUT PLEASE STOP.

Boombox- 0. Don't die...I want to here your song...*raises boombox, dies instantly*....aww.