Are you dead?  Did you die?  What killed you?  Was it a murderer?  Oh god why did they do that?  Innocent by reason of insanity?  How long till they get out of prison?  Will it be after I'm dead?  Cos I don't want to get murdered by them.  Quick, witness protection program, I know who murdered bdejean!  Keep me safe from this psychopath!

Whoawhoawhoa calm down.  I'm alive.