Narrator : In an homeowner's backyard ...
Melon-pult stands on an Lily Pad , and Threepeater stands behind a Torchwood , who stands behind a Tall-nut ...
Melon-pult : I am ready to rock !
Threepeater : * in unison * So am i !
Torchwood : Let's get them !
Tall-nut : Let's do this !
The new Dancing Zombie moonwalks into the backyard and summons some new Backup Dancers ...
Threepeater Head #1 : Oh , *bleep*...
Threepeater Head #2 : There are ...
Threepeater Head #3 : some zombies .
Threepeater shoots peas at the Dancing Zombie and it's Backup Dancers ...
Dancing Zombie : Avenge me ... * dies *
Backup Dancers : * in unison * Six years of dance practice ... what a waste of time ! * they die *
Torchwood : Great job , man !
Threepeater Head #1 : It was ...
Threepeater Head #2 : nothing .
Threepeater Head #3 : I just do my work .
Ducky Tube Zombie : It's my time to shine ! * goes into the pool *
Melon-pult : He's on my lane ! I'll get him !
Melon-pult hurls melons at Ducky Tube Zombie ...
Ducky Tube Zombie : EEEEEEEEEEEEEEOW ! * dies *
Melon-pult : That guy is gone !
The message A huge wave of zombies is approaching appears ...
Melon-pult : I hope that there won't show up any Ambush Zombies .
A group of Ambush Zombies appears ...
Melon-pult : * bleep * I spoke too soon !
Torchwood : Wow ! You sweared !
Melon-pult : That doesn't matter now ! Homeowner ! Save me !
Homeowner : Yes , sir ! * plants Cherry Bomb *
Cherry Bomb : * in unison * Hasta la bye bye ! * explodes *
Melon-pult : Thanks man ! That was close !
Homeowner : No problem !
A paper airplane flies onto the lawn ...
Torchwood : A letter ! Tall-nut , can you read it ? Because i can't read !
Tall-nut : No problem ! * picks up letter and clears throat * Hello , we are about to launch al-out attak on yur backyart . Sincerely , the Zombies .
Homeowner : In that case , i better plant backup ! * walks outside to plant more plants *
The homeowner plants some Cabbage-pults , Gatling Peas , Lily Pads and Kernel-pults , which he upgrades to Cob Cannons ...
Gatling Pea #1 : Hey ! More plants !
Gatling Pea #2 : Yeah ! More plants !
Cabbage-pult #1 : Ok , Cabbage-pult , what do you think what the best strategy is for us ?
Cabbage-pult #2 : Throw cabbages . That's what we are made for .
Cabbage-pult #1 : Ok !
Lily Pad #1 : I am ready for this !
Lily Pad #2 : So am i !
Cob Cannon #1 : Let's rock !
Cob Cannon #2 : Let's do this !
Threepeater : * in unison * Those Gatling Peas remind me of my father !
Tall-nut : Watch out ! There they come !
Homeowner : See you ! * walks inside house *
Flag Zombie : Ok , guys ! All together now ! Let's rush them !
A lot of Zombies come after Flag Zombie ...
Catapult Zombie : Leave it to me !
The Catapult Zombie throws basketballs at Cob Cannon #1 ...
Cob Cannon #1 : Here i go ! * launches corn cob *
Catapult Zombie : Oh , shit .
Surrounding Ladder Zombies : Crap !
The corn cob hits the zombie group ...
Melon-pult : Good job , man !
Gatling Pea #1 : Yeah ! You totally kicked those zombie's butts !
Cob Cannon #1 : No prob !