Here are some Plants vs. Zombies-related jokes:
1. What plant do knights like?
A: an A-spear-agus
2. Why can't you drive a Citron?
A: It has no juice
3. Why does the Cob Cannon have the best hearing?
A: because it has ears
4. What plant is the best driver?
A: a Cab-bage-pult or Grave Bus-ter
5. Which plant is always sad?
6. Which plant is the easiest to cut?
A: Split Pea
7. What did the Snow Pea say to the Jalapeno?
A: Woah. Chill-y out!
8. Which plant likes to hang out underground? (besides Potato Mine, Spikeweed, and Spikerock)
9. How should you greet a Winter Melon?
A: Ice to meet you!
10. Why is the Puff-shroom so popular?
A: It is a fungi.