: Enjoy yer last moments Pumpkin!! Ye will be sent in to the Davy Jones' Locker soon!!! I will arrange a meeting involving all zombies from Egypt, Pirates, Western, Modern, and here in the future!! Back at me ship!! : Right right!! Me and the Pirate Zombie will assemble them later once we get back. : Ahh!! The future is soo great. Tell me everything about this place. : In case you don't know Captain, you are now living in a world that is conquered by advance sciences technologies. Welcome to the future by the way and I will be your escort. Feel free to stay. : ARRR!! The future!!? So no ships? Booties?? And what's this Science and technology ye speak of!? : Well basically everything around you is runned by all the people in this world who have made machines to provide less work for us zombies to lessen the burden. Who knows, someone might just give you the "Loot" you speak of with just a snap. : Oohhhh! NYAHAHAHAR!!! Shiver me timbers!! Everything's great from here!! Ohh quick me boys! To the Future Zombie's quarters!! QUICK! :To reach at my place won't take that much time. We'll discuss there from how to get that pumpkin brat. :I'll reward ye'all with me booty once zis is done. AHAHAHAHAHARRRR!!
After a long conversation, the Pirate Captain Zombie assembles zombies from different time periods for a meeting.
You won't believe what I just heard. A bunch of zombies from different time periods are planning to get rid of pumpkin. The only thing we can do is... get a Cob Cannon and destroy their troops, starting with that god-damn parrot. I'll see you when they're about to attack. I'm such a- *SPUDOW*
: I have also contacted Master Yin from the Kung-Fu World. He said he will also join with you. : Good to know that. They have a gong thingy right? That could serve as a perfect distraction for plants. Basic Modern Zombies, ready your Screen doors and Bucket gears. Pirates go as well!! Simple attacks won't work this time. We'll have to use Metallic objects to endure much damage. We will be needing those shields!! : Speaking of shields..... : We will provide an extreme protection from any kinds of projectiles!! Give us the go signal when to activate!! : WOOOOOOOOOOHH BRAINSZZ!! : BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINSZZ! : We could make a giga version of both Modern and Pirate. Whaddya think? 'winks' : eiiowww!! I think I could make a Kung hei fat choi on the lawn. : HAHAARRR!! Sounds like a great idea a bomb for exterminating other plants!? GREAT!! A Giga version of Gargantuar? GO!!!! Chicken Wrangler, we need you since your chickens can cause much havoc than we can!! : Ba-qwack!! Brains Brains Brains Ba-qwack!!! I hope that there are no Lightning Reeds this time. : Should things get rough, I'll include the Tomb Raiser then. He'll provides excellent reinforcements with mummies. : How about me? : Inside me barrel laddy! : But... I wanna have my bull!! : We're currently working on with those Bulls, stay inside the barrel in a moment. Captain!! I have succesfully cloned you!! Your clones are now ready for the big battle. : Arighty!! It seems me assistant wishes to say something. WAAK! WA-WAK!! Pumpkin is hiding inside the house! That spud is such a pain in the butt!! He has also cloned pumpkins to protect the plants. We'll have to push through. Luckily this exploding zombie and this Brutes are enough for that. Others will provide back-up.WAAK! : Time to show who's the fastest zombie in the west!! : Ready your screen-doors cowboys!! : Yeeeee-hawwww!! : How many bombs you got there? : I have a loooot of those. : Great. Throw them to where Winter Melons are then we can proceed forward with ease. Understood? : Yess siwrr!! Brains brains brains brains brains!! : ARIGHTY!! Let's go launch ze FULL SCALE ATTACK!! AND MAKE THOSE PLANTS GO TO DAVY JONES' LOCKER!! oh and GET THAT PUMPKIN FOR ME!!!!! : Men!! READY!!! We eat Brains and that pumpkin together as one zombie!!!!
after a meeting. All the said zombies went on to the lawn to launch the Full scale attack. As they have arrived on the lawn...
: Yikes!! Pumpkin, HIDE!!! Hey!? WHERE ARE MY OTHER HEADS!? Come out!! Get over here Magnifying Grass!! : Woah there!! I can't function well. It's night time already.. : B-but! your ability can char most zombies. : I generate a lot of power from sun. Sunflowers are limited and at night they go zzzZZzzZZZZzzz. Just get that old man coconut instead. You, the Melons, that old man, the Lightning Reed, and the Citron can make a good team. Work on it. Besides, you have five heads to grow on anyway.. : sigh!! Well then...
THE ZZZZOOOMMMMBBBBIESSZZZZ ARRHHE KHOOOMINNGGHH!!
I'll just be here in the back with Power Lily, so I can reproduce and have my children explode, since y'know. Getting plant food makes more of me. The lawn has turned into a minefield!
GO OUT INTO THE WORLD MY CHILDREN SO YOU CAN DIE
I'm going to disguise myself as one of them to breach their defenses. For this to work, I'll need one of you to act as a captured hostage, and when we're in, we'll attack the hell out of them, or explode their locations, depending on which plant volunteers. Now, who wants to volunteer?
: SHIELD PROTECTION FOR EVERYBODY!! Activate force field. How do you like us now?? WHERE'S YOUR ELECTRO MAGNETIC PEACH!? ABDUCTED BY THE BELOVED PARROT!! : *throws bombs at the backmost defenses
KUNG HEI FAT CHOI!!!! File:Pumpkin2C.PNG: I just hope this is not my end. The backmost defenses are gone already and the Gargantuar Pirates are firing the Pirate Imps for the finishing touch already. SOMEBODY SAVE US!!!!
If you're going someplace new, don't forget to bring a free plant with you.
We already have a free plant. His name is Iceberg Lettuce.
You'll still need another free plant.
You'll also need me. If it weren't for me, these lazy shrooms won't attack at day.
Yeah, sure. Whatever. I'm going to have to bring Umbrella Leaf, too because of parrots.
Nothing. We'll also have to bring Cactus, Chomper, Garlic and a bunch of those other guys. Just get them and go to the time machine, since I need to get my other friend, Flaming Pea, since y'know, his peas are on fire without the need of Torchwood.
Somebody call my name?
Yeah. Now shut up and go to the time machine, we've got work to do. *goes back to Far Future* I'm back with reinforcements!
Meanwhile. At the headquarters... : Dang it!! I lost again in a weiss-schwarz match with the Captain and his Pirates! Oh well!! I still have 6000 Zombucks anyway. :Ohhhhohohohoooo me lootiee come to poppie!! WHEEHEHEHHEEEHEE!! : We just got home from shopping. By the way, I ordered the zombie army to retreat for a moment for a debriefing. We found out that they have brought the Cobs, the Hypnos and Doom-shrooms. We need a better strategy. :
I was with my four other regular zombies from different periods by the way.
WHOOOOOOOO THE HEEEELLLLL STOLLEEE MY GUNNN!!!!!!!!????? : You were too late to realize that a Leprechaun Imp manage to get it from you along with its other time period variation without you knowing it because you were to succumb in playing Weiss-Schwarz with the captain. : I PAID $60 DOLLARS FOR THAT!! Where in varmint are they anyway!? :Herrm? From what I remember this little pirate associate of me went into Leprechaunica Kingdom, holding some weird hostage. : Quick!! Into my horse!!
No, they the Japanese! The Japanese always try to invade the chinese territory!
Ya, *opens map* you can see, China is that huuuuuge country over there, and that rittre country over there is Japan! The onry thing the Japanese rove more than killing us is killing demselves! Dem potatoes and cherries like suicide bombing! JAPANESE SUICIDE RATES ARE-A SKY HIGH!