This is all of the storyline dialogue from Plants vs. Zombies 2 and its Chinese version.
Current version
These are the dialogues used in the current version of Plants vs. Zombies 2.
Player's House - Day 4
(After the player completes the level and receives the hot sauce, Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: Hey neighbor!
Crazy Dave: Can I borrow that hot sauce?
(Crazy Dave brings out his taco)
Crazy Dave: I've been holding onto this taco for forever!
(Crazy Dave eats his taco)
Crazy Dave (Surprised): Oh! That was... AMAZING!
Crazy Dave: I want to eat THAT taco again! I need my TIME MACHINE!
(Penny appears)
Crazy Dave: Her name is Penny and I'm Crazy Dave. But you can call me Crazy Dave.
Penny: Finally, another User who can process my queries.
Penny: Let me postulate, Dave wants to go back in time to eat his taco... again...
Crazy Dave: She's so smart! Now let's go after my taco!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Ancient Egypt - Day 1
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Penny: Welcome to Ancient Egypt!
Penny: Please wait 4500 years for your taco to be ready... more or less.
Crazy Dave: That doesn't smell right.
Crazy Dave: I'm sure my taco is around here somewhere, but in the meantime...
Crazy Dave: These plants were made for plantin'.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
(After the player completes the level and receive the Map of time-space-ness)
Crazy Dave: Good news! Penny found a map to my taco!
Penny: No, that is a time-space map to the worlds we could explore.
Crazy Dave: Mummies and pirates and cowboys, oh my!
Penny: We should be able to find some way to access the other worlds.
Penny: For now we're ready to press on in Ancient Egypt!
(After pressing Ancient Egypt)
Crazy Dave: Now this looks like the map to my taco!
Penny: To be precise this is a world map where we can find plants that can help us and...
Crazy Dave: ...
Penny: User Dave, there are more important things at hand than...
Crazy Dave: Let's go get my taco!
Penny: ...
Ancient Egypt - Day 2
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: Those plants look hungry.
Crazy Dave: If only there was something that you could feed them...
(Penny appears)
Penny: Plant Food is packed with vitamins and minerals.
Penny: It's an essential part of a complete breakfast.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
(After the Plant Food tutorial)
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: I wonder if Plant Food works on other types of plants?
(Crazy Dave leaves)
(After completing the level and getting the Cabbage-pult)
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: Penny, look! Above my head!
Crazy Dave: It's the TRAVEL LOG!
Crazy Dave: What's that, Travel Log? You provide guidance, progress and rewards?
Penny: The Log is not actually speaking, User Dave.
Crazy Dave: Thanks, Travel Log! Whatever you say!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Ancient Egypt - Day 3
(Penny appears)
Penny: I found some spare change.
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: Penny, you're finally makin' sense!
Crazy Dave: Here neighbor, have some moola! Why? Because I'm CRAAAZY!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
(After beating the level and getting the Bloomerang)
Penny: Visit the Travel Log to claim your quest reward.
(After opening the Ancient Egypt piñata and returning to the map)
Crazy Dave: You know what would be helpful?
Crazy Dave: A place where you can read about plants and zombies.
Penny: You mean like the interactive Almanac?
Crazy Dave: Nah, that would never work.
(After going into the Almanac)
Penny: Take those seed packets you won and upgrade your Peashooter!
(After upgrading the Peashooter)
Penny: Tap 'Find More' to see where you can find more seed packets for each plant.
(After returning to the map)
Penny: Visit the Almanac to upgrade your plants!
Ancient Egypt - Day 4
(Penny appears)
Penny: No need for sun. Plants are coming via special delivery.
(Penny leaves)
Ancient Egypt - Day 5
(Penny appears)
Penny: You have some Power Ups! I'll show you how to use them.
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: Yeah, and now we can break the seal. Let's get crazy!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
(After beating the level and getting the Iceberg Lettuce)
Crazy Dave: Want to open more Piñatas? Check out the Store!
(After pressing the Store)
Penny: The Ancient Egypt piñata might have what we're looking for. Take these gems and buy one!
(After buying the piñata and returning to the map)
Penny: Want more piñatas? Complete Travel Log's quests before time is up. New quests show up every day!
Ancient Egypt - Day 6
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: If you want to use a Power Up, you can buy one with coins!
Crazy Dave: Just tap on that doohickey down there and you're in business!
(Crazy Dave leaves)
Ancient Egypt - Day 7
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: Oh good. There are no zombies here.
(Penny appears)
Penny: False. They're using camouflage.
Crazy Dave: You mean they're using... camel-flage.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
(After the player completes the level and receives the note)
Penny: My Gügle translator indicates the zombies have a plan.
Crazy Dave: Is that a brain grill?
Ancient Egypt - Day 8
(Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: Greetings Temporal Commuters,
Dr. Zomboss: Special couriers have been dispatched to retrieve your brains.
Dr. Zomboss: Please have your release forms signed before their arrival.
Dr. Zomboss: Regards, Dr. Edgar Zomboss.
(Dr. Zomboss leaves, Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: Cool, that Mr. Boss guy wants your autograph!
Penny: This can't be good.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
(After the player completes the level and receives the World Key Chain, Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: It looks like a courier had his own delivery to make!
Penny: These will be useful for traveling to other times.
Crazy Dave: Yeah! Time to try the Taco Map!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Ancient Egypt - Day 11
(Penny appears)
Penny: This level is a locked coordinate in time.
Penny: You must take these plants to win.
Penny: Otherwise, you risk distorting reality.
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: Never distort reality! You'll pull something.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Ancient Egypt - Day 12
(After the player completes the level and receives Pyramid of Doom, Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Penny: Though tetrahedrons are pyramids, this one is not a Platonic solid.
Crazy Dave: I'm so hungry, I would love a Platonic solid.
Penny: User Dave, this is also not a taco salad.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Ancient Egypt - Day 15
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: There's a plant call on the banana phone. It's an S.O.S.!
(Penny appears)
Penny: They'll be sitting plants if we don't help. Let's take that root and save them!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Ancient Egypt - Day 18
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: This will be the first last stand. There will be more lasts to come.
(Crazy Dave leaves)
Ancient Egypt - Day 25
(Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: Have you ever wondered why your neighbor David hungers so?
Dr. Zomboss: What secret ingredient in the taco would drive his desire?
Dr. Zomboss: Could it be that he needs your brains as much as we do?
(Dr. Zomboss leaves, Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: Wha-?! No way. I would never eat a brain taco!
Crazy Dave: But, I don't remember what was in it...
(Crazy Dave leaves)
(After the player defeats Zombot Sphinx-inator and receives the Ancient Egypt Trophy, Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: Wait a minute!
Crazy Dave: There was never any meat in that taco.
Crazy Dave: I still have Tofunky in my beard to prove it!
(Crazy Dave leaves, Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: Well, that just leaves more brains for us... later.
Dr. Zomboss: I'll find you again, in another where and another when!
(Dr. Zomboss leaves)
Ancient Egypt - Day 26
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: Murmering mummies! More mummies!
Penny: The time fissure is strengthening zombies from all epochs, User Dave.
Penny: We should expect more powerful versions of some zombies.
Crazy Dave: I expect nothing!
Penny: We may need to retreat to another timeline and return when our plants are stronger.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Ancient Egypt - Day 31
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: Hey! Our lawnmowers are a-missing!
Penny: The timeline is exhibiting instabilities, User Dave.
Penny: Fixed-loop paradoxes are forbidding the presence of lawnmowers.
Crazy Dave: But I named the middle one "Mowie"!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Ancient Egypt - Day 35
(Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: Once more we meet in the sands of time!
Dr. Zomboss: Have you enjoyed my new and improved zombies?
Dr. Zomboss: Or should I say ancient and improved?
Dr. Zomboss: Bah! They are nothing to my Zombot Sphinxinator 2.0!
(Dr. Zomboss leaves)
(After the player defeats Zombot Sphinx-inator again and receives the Money bag, Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: I'm sweaty! And we did it!
Penny: We may travel to other timelines freely, User Dave.
Penny: But I detect further timeline expansions in the future.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave, Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: I'll defeat you then, pyramid-iots!
(Dr. Zomboss leaves)
Pyramid of Doom
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: Hi neighbor! Welcome to the Pyramid of Doom!
Crazy Dave: It's just like a regular pyramid, but... you know... doomier.
(Crazy Dave leaves)
Pirate Seas - Day 1
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Penny: I thought we were trying to get back home and get your taco.
Crazy Dave (Surprised): But Pirates! Hang on to your parrots and peg legs!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Pirate Seas - Day 3
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: I love the smell of coconut cannons in the morning!
Crazy Dave: Smells like... well, coconuts.
(Crazy Dave leaves)
Pirate Seas - Day 4
(After the player completes the level and receives Dead Man's Booty, Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: Finally, one of these pirates dropped some booty!
Penny: I'm detecting something more challenging than treasure inside.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Pirate Seas - Day 5
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: Butter and spikes and everything nice.
Crazy Dave: That's what butter and spikes are made of.
(Penny appears)
Penny: That's hard to argue or agree with.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Pirate Seas - Day 7
(After the player completes the level and receives the note)
Penny: Look out. It's a map.
Crazy Dave: To treasure! It says no zombies. Maps don't lie!
Penny: Well, we do have a shovel.
Crazy Dave: Let's go! No time for precautions!
Pirate Seas - Day 8
(Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: Hail fellow Captain,
Dr. Zomboss: Be advised that your sailing vessel is of insufficient size.
Dr. Zomboss: Sincerely, Dr. Edgar Zomboss.
(Dr. Zomboss leaves, Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: Huh? What's that now?
Penny: We're gonna need a bigger boat.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Pirate Seas - Day 11
(Penny appears)
Penny: Target score activated. Let's see if you can beat my high score.
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: And put in KRZYDV as your initials.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Pirate Seas - Day 14
(Penny appears)
Penny: It's low tide and the waves are coming in.
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: Grab your water wings! We're going to get wet.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Pirate Seas - Day 25
(Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: I've discovered a mysterious trait in your rattletrap time machine.
Dr. Zomboss: Its temporal signature is nearly identical to my own creations.
Dr. Zomboss: Explain to me, how was this "Penny" created in the first place?
(Dr. Zomboss leaves, Penny appears)
Penny: Could I really be some form of Zombot?
Penny: User Dave, am I the daughter of Dr. Zomboss?
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: That was one fine sandwich! So, what did I miss?
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
(After the player defeats Zombot Plank Walker and receives the Pirate Seas Trophy, Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Penny: Please, tell me about your creation process.
Crazy Dave: It was pretty easy! I found some timey wabby wabbo stuff.
Crazy Dave: Then I put it between two slices of bread...
Crazy Dave: BOOM! Awesome sandwich!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave, Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: Such proliferous bunk. I should have expected as much.
Dr. Zomboss: I'll have the answers someday, when David's brains are on my plate.
(Dr. Zomboss leaves)
Pirate Seas - Day 26
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: I see more seas! Arrrr there more zombies?
Penny: More pirate zombies have appeared, and with greater strength.
Penny: We may need to retreat to another timeline and return when our plants are stronger.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Pirate Seas - Day 31
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: Ai-yowza! Our lawnmowers have walked some planks!
Penny: The temporal energies are too powerful for them, User Dave.
Penny: We cannot allow even a single zombie past our defenses.
Crazy Dave: Good thing we popped all those piñatas earlier!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Pirate Seas - Day 35
(Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: The timbers be shivered! The seas are ablaze!
Dr. Zomboss: Your doom is assured! Your mind is a haze!
Dr. Zomboss: The Zombot Plank Walker 2.0 shall soon rule the waves!
(Dr. Zomboss leaves)
(After the player defeats Zombot Plank Walker again and receives the money bag, Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: We lived! Take that, planks and zombies and seaweed!
Penny: Indeed, User Dave, piracy is not a victimless crime.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave, Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: These upgraded plants are egregious and unfair!
(Dr. Zomboss leaves)
Dead Man's Booty
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: Hi neighbor! Welcome to Dead Man's Booty!
Crazy Dave: I'd plunder that.
(Crazy Dave and leaves)
Wild West - Day 1
(Penny appears)
Penny: Six shooters: locked and loaded
Penny: Old timey piano music: downloaded
Penny: Chance of taco: 0.015%
Penny: Margin of error: 0.016%
(Penny leaves)
Wild West - Day 4
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Penny: It appears that zombies have been gathered in that corral.
Crazy Dave: A not O.K. Corral!
Crazy Dave: Better plant something before they get loose.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Wild West - Day 6
(Penny appears)
Penny: It's high noon, and waves of zombies about.
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: Time to show them who's got the fastest plants in time!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Wild West - Day 7
(Penny appears)
Penny: Like cow tipping, zombie tipping is best done from the side.
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: Trust me, do not try and tip a cow from behind!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
(After the player completes the level and receives the note)
Penny: It appears brains are outlawed around here.
Crazy Dave: Quick, neighbor. Play dumb.
Penny: We'll follow your lead, User Dave.
Wild West - Day 8
(Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: Greetings Plant Rustler,
Dr. Zomboss: Agents are arriving to mark your brains as my property.
Dr. Zomboss: Salutations, Dr. Edgar Zomboss.
(Dr. Zomboss leaves, Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: I don't want my brains all marked up.
Crazy Dave: It will take forever to get 'em clean.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Wild West - Day 9
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: These plants are mine.
Crazy Dave: Well not mine... yours.
Crazy Dave: They're for the mine...
Crazy Dave: carts.
(Crazy Dave leaves)
Wild West - Day 16
(Penny appears)
Penny: These levels can be tough nuts to crack.
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: And I want to see the delicious creamy center.
Penny: The point is not to crack them.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Wild West - Day 25
(Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: Have you considered that you are sharing in Crazy David's madness?
Dr. Zomboss: There is not zombie outbreak threatening you.
Dr. Zomboss: You are not using plants to defend your home.
Dr. Zomboss: The zombies and I are normal people, simply trying to help you.
(Dr. Zomboss leaves, Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: I bet you'll tell us there are no spoons, too!
(Crazy Dave leaves)
(After the player defeats Zombot War Wagon and receives the Wild West Trophy, Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: That's right! These plants versus you and your zombies.
Crazy Dave: And we didn't even use any spoons...
Crazy Dave: Even though those things totally exist!
(Crazy Dave leaves, Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: I admit you are correct in this regard.
Dr. Zomboss: We have no existential conflict over the nature of spoons.
(Dr. Zomboss leaves)
Wild West - Day 26
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: I say, Penny, old thing, tally ho! Pip-pip and such!
Penny: We are in the Wild West, User Dave. Not Victorian England.
Crazy Dave: There's a difference?
Penny: We are likely to encounter far more ferocious former frontiersmen, User Dave.
Penny: We will need upgraded plants to stake any claim.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Wild West - Day 31
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: Penny! Our lawnmowers have gone west!
Penny: The rough terrain forbids the mowing of lawns.
Penny: Our battles shall be more fraught from here on.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Wild West - Day 35
(Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: Even as the West was wild, so is my fury even wilder!
Dr. Zomboss: Face me! Face me and the rebuilt and improved Zombot War Wagon!
(Dr. Zomboss leaves)
(After the player defeats the Zombot War Wagon again and retrieves a Money Bag, Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: It was a stagecoach, it was a robot... it was Complete Cowboy CRAAAAY-ziness!
Penny: Our upgraded plants proved up to the task, User Dave.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave, Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: All my efforts... useless! I begin to seriously question my capacity to succeed!
(Dr. Zomboss leaves)
Big Bad Butte
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: Hi neighbor! Welcome to the Big Bad Butte!
Crazy Dave: And by big I mean crawling with zombies...
(Crazy Dave leaves)
Frostbite Caves - Day 1
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: Brrrrr. It's colder than a polar bear eating an ice pop!
Penny: Indeed. It appears we have arrived in the Frostbite Caves.
Crazy Dave: We've traveled so far back in history ... we've arrived in PREhistory!
Penny: A historic moment indeed, User Dave. But more importantly...
Penny: My sensors indicate there is an ice floe on the lawn.
Penny: Data suggests it will block both plants and zombies.
Penny: Though I predict zombies will find a way around it.
Crazy Dave: Don't worry. We'll plant wisely and stop those zombies COLD!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Frostbite Caves - Day 2
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: Don't look now, Penny, but those plants have a sad case of freezer burn!
Penny: It's the freezing winds from this time period. They've immobilized the plants.
Penny: I suggest we call on Hot Potato. She can melt those ice blocks.
Crazy Dave: I'm warming up to the idea already!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Frostbite Caves - Day 3
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Penny: My data suggests Hurrikale would be of great use here.
Crazy Dave: A blast of air from him, and the zombies will chill out and slow down!
Crazy Dave: The guy's a real blow hard. And I mean that in the nicest way possible.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Frostbite Caves - Day 5
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: I'm starting to get cold feet about this place.
Crazy Dave: Also, my feet are getting really cold.
Penny: Time to turn up the heat. I recommend Pepper-pult for the job.
Penny: He lobs hot peppers at zombies and also keeps nearby plants warm.
Crazy Dave: Let's pick a peck of Pepper-pults! It's the perfect plant for our predicament!
Penny: Must you rhyme, User Dave? Must you?
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Frostbite Caves - Day 7
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: Global cooling is the pits. What we need is a heat wave!
Penny: Agreed. Please note, I have now replaced the snowballs with fireballs.
Penny: The Flamethrower power-up melts frost and damages zombies too.
Crazy Dave: Neat-o! You know, they say revenge is a dish best served cold.
Crazy Dave: But I say it's best served hot. Fiery hot! With extra hot sauce.
Crazy Dave: And a side of tacos!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Frostbite Caves - Day 10
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: These Cave Zombies sure are hard headed.
Crazy Dave: They just won't take "no brains" for an answer.
Penny: According to my data, Neanderthal zombie skulls are 33.2 percent harder than other zombie skulls.
Penny: I purpose we deploy Chard Guard. He has a secret up his leaves.
Crazy Dave: You mean his ol' Knock 'Em Dead maneuver?
Crazy Dave: It'll knock those zombies back where they came from!
Penny: I guess it's not a secret any more, now is it User Dave?
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Frostbite Caves - Day 15
(After beating the level and obtaining a stone tablet)
Crazy Dave: Penny, hath you ever tried licking an ice-thickle and got your tongue thtuck to it?
Penny: No, User Dave. I have not.
Crazy Dave: Uh... me neither. Thath would be craaaazthy.
Penny: Sigh. While your tongue heals, please note the strange stone tablet.
Penny: It appears to be a warning sign, written in Cave Zombie.
Crazy Dave: Doesth it warn people not to lick ice-thickles?
Frostbite Caves - Day 16
(Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: Me Zomboss. Me write you another threatening note.
Dr. Zomboss: You in trouble. Biiiiig trouble. Gargantuan trouble, in fact!
Dr. Zomboss: Sloth Gargantuar smash! Smash your tiny, shivering plants!
Dr. Zomboss: Sloth Gargantuar deliver prehistoric plague of Imps!
Dr. Zomboss: Have bad day. Sincerely, Dr. Zomboss.
(Dr. Zomboss disappears, Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Penny: I postulate evolution will never come to that zombie.
Crazy Dave: Not in a million, billion, gazillion years.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Frostbite Caves - Day 18
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: I wish these prehistoric zombies would just go back to their caves.
Penny: User Dave, perhaps it's time to try a new tactic.
Penny: Data suggests Stunion would make for a... potent... ally here.
Crazy Dave: Great idea, Penny! That guy's breath is stunning!
Crazy Dave: Not even exaggerating. He stuns zombies... with his bad breath.
Crazy Dave: Gross. But also, pretty nifty!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Frostbite Caves - Day 20
(After the player completes the level and receives Icebound Battleground, Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Penny: User Dave, I've detected an incoming ice cube.
Crazy Dave: Looks like a zombie-sicle to me.
Penny: Analysis suggests this creepy cube unlocks a chilly challenge.
Crazy Dave: You know what I say? Brrrrr-ing it on!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Frostbite Caves - Day 21
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Penny: W-w-warning, User Dave! I am r-r-running l-l-low on antifreeze!
Penny: If my systems f-f-f-freeze up, we could be stuck here forever!
Crazy Dave: It'll be a cold day in heck before I let that happen, Penny!
Crazy Dave: Time to unleash Fire Peashooter!
Crazy Dave: She can apply heat to those zombies, and warm up nearby pals too!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Frostbite Caves - Day 25
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: Penny, what we need right now is a nice hot cup o' cocoa!
Penny: User Dave, that is an unproven zombie-fighting weapon.
Penny: I recommend we call on Rotobaga instead.
Penny: She can hover above ground AND shoot at zombies in four directions!
Crazy Dave: Kid's got talent! Maybe she knows how to make hot cocoa too?
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Frostbite Caves - Day 30
(introduction dialogue)
(Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: Gurrreetings! Dr. Zomboss have prehistoric question for pitiful plant friends.
Dr. Zomboss: Why you hunt for taco? Is taco all it cracked up to be?
Dr. Zomboss: Could it be... trap? Could it be... trick?
Dr. Zomboss: Chew on that! Mwwwahahaha unga unga!
(Dr. Zomboss disappears, Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: Penny... my taco!?!
Penny: User Dave, ignore the taco. Ignore the taunts.
Penny: It's time to FIGHT DR. ZOMBOSS!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
(After defeating Dr. Zomboss and receiving the Frostbite Caves Trophy)
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Penny: Well done. We have defeated Dr. Zomboss.
Crazy Dave: And his attempt to make me question my taco!
Penny: User Dave, our journey through time...
Penny: You know that it is about more than just a taco.
Crazy Dave: I suppose you're right, Penny. It's also about-
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave, Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: Ha! Dr. Zomboss not defeated!
Dr. Zomboss: Dr. Zomboss crawl back from brink of destruction!
Dr. Zomboss: Dr. Zomboss return when you no expect him. Bring BIG SURPRISE!
Dr. Zomboss: Dr. Zomboss stop speaking about self in third-person now! Guuudbye!
(Dr. Zomboss disappears)
Icebound Battleground
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: Hi neighbor! Welcome to the Icebound Battleground!
Crazy Dave: This place is cold as, uh, ICE... not to mention chock full o' zombies.
Crazy Dave: Best bring some hot zombie-fightin' moves. And maybe a nice warm coat too.
(Crazy Dave leaves)
Lost City - Day 1
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: Woah! Welcome to the jungle!
Penny: User Dave, this is no ordinary jungle. A scan of my records indicated that this is the fabled Lost City.
Penny: Historical texts state that the Sun was worshipped here. Resources should be plentiful.
Penny: I suggest that we try planting on the Gold Tiles that we find here.
Penny: They should continuously generate sun as long as they have plants on them.
Crazy Dave: Lost City? This is it Penny! We've found it!
Crazy Dave: Where else would I find my lost taco, except in a Lost City?
Penny: Your continued fixation defies all logic or reason, User Dave.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Lost City - Day 2
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Penny: My sensors indicate movement incoming from above.
Crazy Dave: Maybe it's presents. Presents from the sky!
Penny: The chances of that statement being true are statistically irrelevant.
Penny: I believe it to be a new form of zombie threat. We should be cautious of unexpected guests.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Lost City - Day 3
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Penny: We are facing considerable threats, User Dave. I suggest that we retaliate with tremendous force.
Crazy Dave: More forceful! That's it! We'll give them all a stern talking to.
Penny: I was referring to the Lava Guava. Its explosive blasts leave behind dangerous magma.
Crazy Dave: That sounds even better! First a stern talking, then some lava!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Lost City - Day 4
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Penny: Caution, User Dave. I detect a zombie with a shovel.
Crazy Dave: Can he dig it?
Penny: It appears to block incoming shots. We need a way to get projectiles over the shovel.
Crazy Dave: I know! TELEKINESIS!
Penny: Try again, User Dave.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Lost City - Day 15
(After beating the level and receiving the note)
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: Well lookie-here, Penny! It's a treasure map!
Penny: My analysis suggest that the origins of that map are highly suspect.
Crazy Dave: It has a big red X on it, Penny. When have red Xs been bad?
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Lost City - Day 16
(Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: Come here seeking adventure, have you?
Dr. Zomboss: Unfortunately for you, the Porter Gargantuars are about to ruin your day!
Dr. Zomboss: They carry imps. Imps! Prepare to become ancient history!
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: I wish someone would carry me around in a tiny house!
Penny: I wish for a lot of things, User Dave. That is not one of them.
(Crazy Dave, Penny and Dr. Zomboss leave)
Lost City - Day 17
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Penny: Alert, User Dave! My sensors sense incoming Imp Porters.
Crazy Dave: Importers? Of fine goods and glassware?
Penny: Negative. They pitch tents on Gold Tiles, and the tents spawn zombies.
Crazy Dave: Imps with bad inTENTs!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Lost City - Day 20
(After the player completes the level and receives the Temple of Bloom, Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: Look, Penny! A shiny doo-jickey-ma-thing!
Penny: My sensors indicate this amulet points to a long-lost challenge.
Crazy Dave: Let's do some deft discovering!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Lost City - Day 22
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Penny: Beware, User Dave! I detect trap tiles.
Penny: They are triggered by zombies, or when you plant on them.
Crazy Dave: And then they give you taco?
Penny: If you equate tacos with jets of flame and huge boulders, then yes.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Lost City - Day 32
(introduction dialogue)
(Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: Do not think to usurp our discovery of fabled Lost City!
Dr. Zomboss: I and my zombies have already submitted our find to the Eminent Journal of the Missing and the Mislaid!
Dr. Zomboss: We will publish and you will PERISH!
(Dr. Zomboss leaves)
(After defeating Dr. Zomboss and receiving the Lost City Trophy)
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: All that discovering and still no taco!
Penny: The search will no doubt continue, User Dave.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave, Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: My discovery remains intact. The taco is still unfound. And your brains will be certainly one day be mine!
(Dr. Zomboss leaves)
Temple of Bloom
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: Hi neighbor! Welcome to the Lost Temple!
Crazy Dave: Here you'll find that gold is good but brings out more zombies!
(Crazy Dave leaves)
Far Future - Day 1
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: The Future! Weird, I thought I would be hungrier.
Crazy Dave: After all I haven't eaten in 4000 years!
(Penny appears)
Penny: ...
Crazy Dave: Hey, what happened to the lawn? It's so glowly!
Penny: I'm detecting an array of Power Tiles on the space-lawn.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Far Future - Day 4
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: You know how sometimes suns are bombs?
Crazy Dave: This is one of these times!
(Crazy Dave leaves)
(After the player completes the level and receives Terror from Tomorrow)
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: I spy with my crazy eye a U.F.B.! An unidentified flying brain!
Penny: Something more formidable than a brain lies within.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Far Future - Day 6
(Penny appears)
Penny: You can pick your friends, but you can't pick these plants.
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: But some of my best friends are plants!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Far Future - Day 7
(After the player completes the level and receives the note)
Crazy Dave: It says there's an error. Can you come here and fix it Penny?
Penny: Did you try unplugging it and plugging it back in?
Far Future - Day 8
(Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: Welcome back Gardener,
Dr. Zomboss: In this year your brains were collected ages ago.
Dr. Zomboss: Collect them again soon, Dr. Edgar Zomboss.
(Dr. Zomboss leaves, Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: Watch out neighbor, I'm pretty sure he wasn't talking about my BRAINS!
Penny: I would say there's evidence to the contrary.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Far Future - Day 15
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: Protect those Citrons!
Crazy Dave: It takes a lot of pulp to stand your ground like that.
(Crazy Dave leaves)
Far Future - Day 21
(Penny appears)
Penny: You can decide to launch one mower early now.
Penny: Just press and hold a mower when the time is right.
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: Sometimes that's the most strate-logical thing to do!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leaves)
Far Future - Day 25
(Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: Isn't it convenient that your neighbor is so helpful in your fight against us zombies?
Dr. Zomboss: Crazy David's apparent incompetence is only eclipsed by his usefulness.
Dr. Zomboss: However, with one secret word my sleeper agent will turn against you.
Dr. Zomboss: Listen to me David, "Hypno-Zombnosis".
(Dr. Zomboss leaves, Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: Hey neighbor!
Crazy Dave: Can I borrow your brains? Um, I mean hot sauce!
(Crazy Dave leaves)
(After the player defeats the Zombot Tomorrow-tron and receives the Far Future Trophy)
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: Oh! That was...hypno-MAZING!
Crazy Dave: I want to eat THAT hypno-taco again! I need my TIME MACHINE!
Crazy Dave: What? Wait a minute... what was I saying again?
(Crazy Dave leaves, Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: Hypno-Zombnosis... Hypno-ZOMBNOSIS!
Dr. Zomboss: Drats, or was it Zombno-Hypnosis?
(Dr. Zomboss leaves)
Far Future - Day 26
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: The future's not what it used to be! There's more of it!
Penny: I believe zombies may be drawing strength from the time fissure, User Dave.
Penny: We will likely encounter more powerful versions of select zombies.
Penny: We may need to retreat to another timeline and return when our plants are stronger.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Far Future - Day 31
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: Hey! Our futuristic lawnmowers are in the past!
Penny: I detect Dr. Zomboss' hand in this, User Dave.
Penny: Or not.
Crazy Dave: Either way, things just got 108% craaaaaazier around here!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Far Future - Day 35
(Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: The future is as we have made it!
Dr. Zomboss: The rise of the fallen, the life of death!
Dr. Zomboss: These, plus other enigmatic remarks!
Dr. Zomboss: The Zombot Tomorrow-Tron 2.0 shall avenge all!
(Dr. Zomboss leaves)
(After beating the level)
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: Is it over? Has it started? I can never tell with these time-gummy-nummers!
Penny: We have survived this futuristic gauntlet, User Dave.
Penny: Though I suspect our challenges are not complete.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave, Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: Curse your missile-dodging ways!
(Dr. Zomboss leaves)
Terror from Tomorrow
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: Hi neighbor! Welcome to the Terror from Tomorrow!
Crazy Dave: Making tomorrow's terror something terrible for today!
(Crazy Dave leaves)
Dark Ages - Night 1
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: Whoa there! Who dimmed the lights?
Penny: No one, User Dave. We have simply arrived in the Dark Ages.
Crazy Dave: Sounds gloomy to me.
Penny: Indeed. According to my research, a plague has swept this era.
Penny: Also, sun no longer falls from the sky.
Crazy Dave: What we need is someone to brighten this place up!
Crazy Dave: I got it! We need Sun-shrooms!
Crazy Dave: Those guys not only know how to turn a frown upside-down...
Crazy Dave: They make more sun as they grow! Great guys, very talented.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Dark Ages - Night 4
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Penny: Data suggests the Dark Ages were a time of intellectual decline and moral confusion.
Penny: Perhaps now is a good time to call upon the persuasive powers of the Hypno-shroom?
Crazy Dave: Good idea, Penny! We'll convert the wicked - Dark Ages style!
Crazy Dave: Deploy this shroom and the zombies won't know what bit them...
Crazy Dave: Until they see that it was their fellow zombies! Then, mind BLOWN!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Dark Ages - Night 5
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: I'm afraid the Dark Ages are giving me a bad case of the vapours.
Penny: User Dave, the vapours are no longer considered a real ailment.
Penny: But I believe Fume-shroom will be of use here.
Penny: His vapors are quite real and provide a distinct advantage against the right zombie opponents.
Crazy Dave: Fume-tastic! Let's give the zombies a case of the vapours instead!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Dark Ages - Night 9
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Penny: Warning! I've detected carafes containing chemical compounds of a malevolent makeup!
Crazy Dave: Can you translate that into Crazy Dave Talk for me?
Penny: There are evil potions on the lawn!
Crazy Dave: Evil medieval potions! They're the most dangerous kind...
Crazy Dave: On account of having twice the evil!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
(After the player completes the level and receives a note)
Penny: User Dave, we have encountered a scroll.
Crazy Dave: I love side-scrollers! They're my second favorite kind of game.
Penny: This is not a game. It's a piece of parchment bearing a message.
Crazy Dave: Will ya look at that! It's Dark Ages email. Neat-o!
Dark Ages - Night 10
(Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: Well met, Not-Very-Noble Lord!
Dr. Zomboss: It is my fervent medical opinion that your humours are out of balance!
Dr. Zomboss: Methinks the siphoning of thine brains is the only way to correct this ailment!
Dr. Zomboss: Fare thee ill, Dr. Edgar Zomboss
(Dr. Zomboss leaves, Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: Hey! I prefer my humors and my brains unbalanced!
Crazy Dave: Because I'm CRAAAAZY!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Dark Ages - Night 12
(After the player completes the level and receives Arthur's Challenge, Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: Why would anyone go and stick a nice sword in a dirty ol' rock?
Penny: I understand it to be a test, User Dave.
Penny: Only someone with great physical strength and strength of character may remove it.
Crazy Dave: I bet someone with a jackhammer could remove it.
Crazy Dave: A CRAAAZY someone!
Penny: An inelegant but no doubt effective solution to the test, User Dave.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Dark Ages - Night 13
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: Boy, Pea-shooter and Wall-nut are good at what they do.
Crazy Dave: Talk about two great plants that fight great together!
Penny: User Dave! Perhaps you are not cerebrally unsound as you periodically insist!
Penny: What if there was one plant that behaved like both a Pea-shooter AND a Wall-nut?
Penny: We would call it a... Pea-nut!
Crazy Dave: Two plant powers in one legume's body?
Crazy Dave: Keep talkin' like that and people are going to call you Crazy Penny!
Crazy Dave: Which would be weird for both of us.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Dark Ages - Night 16
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Penny: According to my data, iron and other metals were routinely put to use during the Dark Ages.
Penny: Thus, Magnet-shroom should make an excellent ally here.
Crazy Dave: He can pull buckets, helmets and other metal objects off of zombies!
Crazy Dave: Some people think it's magic. But really, it's just physics.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Dark Ages - Night 20
(Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: A question for you, my Ignoble Foes!
Dr. Zomboss: Has thou noted how violent thine plants become upon consuming Plant Food?
Dr. Zomboss: Perchance, hast thou wondered what Plant Food is truly made of?
Dr. Zomboss: Verily, I shall tell thee. It's zombies! Plant Food is made of zombies!
(Dr. Zomboss disappears, Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: Unpossible! We feed our plants only the highest quality organic uhm...
Crazy Dave: Hey Penny, what is Plant Food made of?
Penny: I fear the true nature of Plant Food requires further analysis, User Dave.
Penny: Excuse me while I run some tests.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
(After defeating Dr. Zomboss and receiving the Dark Ages Trophy)
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Penny: I have found no evidence that Plant Food contains zombies or zombie byproducts.
Crazy Dave: Phew! Plants shouldn't eat zombies who eat plants.
Crazy Dave: Except Chomper. He has to. Dude needs the fiber.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave, Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: Why does thine time-traveling jalopy lie to thee?
Dr. Zomboss: Now, I pray, imagine maniacal laughter as I depart.
(Dr. Zomboss disappears)
Arthur's Challenge
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: Hi neighbor! Welcome to Arthur's Challenge!
Crazy Dave: Here you'll find that day is night and knights are zombies!
(Crazy Dave leaves)
Neon Mixtape Tour - Day 1
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: Flashback! I remember this décor from when I chased squirbos as a kid!
Penny: Indeed, User Dave. We appeared to have arrived in the midst of a Neon Mixtape Tour.
Penny: I suspect the musical tempo may affect the zombies' speeds.
Crazy Dave: I'm feeding the rhythm, I'M FEEDING THE RHYTHM!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Neon Mixtape Tour - Day 3
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: I got a real Cactus feeling about this, Penny!
Penny: Indeed, Cactus has changed over time, User Dave.
Penny: Now she fires a thorn for ranged damage, but hides for ground damage when zombies approach.
Crazy Dave: That's so Cactus... always varying her attack and defensive profiles!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Neon Mixtape Tour - Day 15
(After beating the level, Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: Somebody passed me a note in homeroom, Penny!
Crazy Dave: It says to meet behind the bike racks at lunchtime for a funderful surprise!
Penny: I believe some skepticism about this note is in order, User Dave.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Neon Mixtape Tour - Day 16
(Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: Do you feel that you have grooved? Did you bang your head? Have you "dug it"?
Dr. Zomboss: Now the party is over! Melt before the musical might of my majestic Hair Metal Gargantuar!
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: I'm scared, Penny! It's two minutes to midnight!
Penny: Be brave, User Dave. We'll jilt this ditty... on rock and roll!
(Crazy Dave, Penny and Dr. Zomboss leave)
Neon Mixtape Tour - Day 17
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: Mmm! Penny, do you smell something scrum-dicious?
Penny: No, User Dave. Only Breakdancer Zombie.
Crazy Dave: Maybe they're garlic-flavored!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Neon Mixtape Tour - Day 20
(After the player completes the level and receives Greatest Hits, Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: Penny! Penny! Penny! A microphone!
Crazy Dave: Karaoke time! At last my tangerine dreams will come true!
Penny: Caution, User Dave. This dropped mic promises a banned battle of heavy petal proportions!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Neon Mixtape Tour - Day 26
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: Say, Penny, do you think Intensive Carrots can be used to revive defeated plants?
Penny: That's... that's exactly correct, User Dave.
Penny: Sorry. It just confuses me when pay attention.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Neon Mixtape Tour - Day 32
(introduction dialogue)
(Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: Hmmmm... you're in danger above. You're a fool; and so knew I!
Dr. Zomboss: Hear me now: Ever shall you give up; ever shall you be down; always you'll run aground, I'll revert you.
Dr. Zomboss: I intend to make you cry: I mean for you to say goodbye: I'm not really that nice a guy - I alert you!
(Dr. Zomboss leaves, Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: Ouch!
(Crazy Dave leaves)
(after defeating Dr. Zomboss and receiving the Neon Mixtape Tour Trophy)
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Penny: Yarbs! That was close... with so many exciting timing rhythm changes!
Penny: I fear we have only hit pause on Dr. Zomboss's heinous deal.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave, Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: Indeed, next verse, same and yet worse! I go now to when you cannot imagine!
(Dr. Zomboss leaves)
Greatest Hits
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: Howdy, neighbor! Welcome to the GREATEST HITS!
Crazy Dave: I hope you're ready for a righteously up-tempo experience!
(Crazy Dave leaves)
Jurassic Marsh - Day 1
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Penny: Alert, User Dave. My sensors indicate we have moved 153,954,765 years into the past.
Crazy Dave: Yabbers! That's before I was even born!
Penny: Correct. We seem to have landed in some form of Jurassic Marsh.
Crazy Dave: I knew I smelled more oxygen!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Jurassic Marsh - Day 2
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Penny: This epoch is known for its unusual lifeforms, User Dave.
Crazy Dave: I know! Gymnosperms, right?
Penny: I was thinking more in terms of saurians, User Dave. Dinosaurs.
Penny: They won't attack us directly and we can't affect them.
Penny: However, they will definitely react to zombies. Be wary!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Jurassic Marsh - Day 6
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: I can feel the ground a-trembling, Penny! More dinos?
Penny: Indeed, User Dave. A herd of stegosaurs approaches.
Penny: My sensors indicate they will snare zombies with their tail, and then flick them off.
Crazy Dave: That's what I would do!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Jurassic Marsh - Day 9
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: Penny! I just remembered how much I love silent letters!
(Penny appears)
Penny: Coincidentally, User Dave, a flock of Pterodactyls is approaching.
Crazy Dave: Pterodactyls? That's ptotally pterrific!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Jurassic Marsh - Day 16
(Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: Surrender your brains forthwith, inane time stumblers!
Dr. Zomboss: Else you shall share the fate of these terrible thunder lizards: EXTINCTION!
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: But I don't want to get extincted!
(Crazy Dave and Dr. Zomboss leave)
Jurassic Marsh - Day 17
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: ...sigh...
Penny: What troubles you, User Dave?
Crazy Dave: I just always wanted a primitive sunflower who gave big suns!
Penny: Prepare for satisfaction, User Dave.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Jurassic Marsh - Day 20
(After the player completes the level and receives La Brainsa Tarpits, Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: I see a toenail! Of unusual size!
Penny: This raptor claw bespeaks an ancient arena of dinosaurian dimensions, User Dave!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Jurassic Marsh - Day 21
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Penny: Beware the Jurassic Bully zombies, User Dave.
Penny: They are immune to the Primal Peashooter's knockback effect.
Crazy Dave: Zuh? But how? Even Gargantuars get knocked back!
Penny: True, User Dave. The Bully is simply too stupid to observe typical physics.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Jurassic Marsh - Day 23
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Penny: I detect Primal Potato Mines nearby, User Dave.
Penny: Their prepaleolithic potency will far exceed our more refined modern versions.
Crazy Dave: BASHED Potatoes? I love them already!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Jurassic Marsh - Day 32
(Introduction dialogue)
(Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: My infuriation is epochal!
Dr. Zomboss: Is there nowhen I may go to avoid your imbecilic interference?
Dr. Zomboss: Stay right where you are. I have an enormous rock scheduled to make your acquaintance.
(Dr. Zomboss leaves, Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: I just hate a ticking rock!
(Crazy Dave leaves)
(After defeating Dr. Zomboss and receiving the Jurassic Marsh Trophy)
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Penny: I sense an incoming meteor, User Dave
Penny: I advise immediate egress from this timezone.
Crazy Dave: Bye-bye, dinos! You'll be birdies in no time!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave, Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: Bah! You leave me no choice but to enact... Project Paradox!
Dr. Zomboss: I will perceive you soon, fools!
(Dr. Zomboss leaves)
Jurassic Marsh - Day 33
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: Hey! The past is still just when we left it!
Penny: True, with differences. More Jurassic zombies have appeared, with amplified abilities.
Penny: Our plants may need to be upgraded to provide sufficient protection.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Jurassic Marsh - Day 35
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: Ow-yowsers! Our lawnmowers have gone extinct!
Penny: Time fluxes interfere with mowing technology, User Dave.
Penny: We must plant with additional care lest we be overrun.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Jurassic Marsh - Day 42
(Introduction dialogue)
(Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: Bah! Your infernal interference enrages me! Bah!
Dr. Zomboss: The Zombot Dinotronic Mechasaur, 2nd Edition, shall end your travels permanently!
Dr. Zomboss: Bah!
(Dr. Zomboss leaves)
(After defeating Dr. Zomboss again)
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: We did it! Thanks, occasionally helpful dinosaurs!
Penny: Our upgraded plants proved invaluable as well, User Dave.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave, Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: Arrg! How could a robot dinosaur fail? MY PLAN WAS FOOLPROOF.
(Dr. Zomboss leaves)
La Brainsa Tarpits
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: Howdy neighbor! Welcome to La Brainsa Tarpits!
Crazy Dave: I hope you're ready for a reptilian rumble!
(Crazy Dave leaves)
Big Wave Beach - Day 1
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: Look at this beeeeautiful beach!
Crazy Dave: It's got everything a growing plant needs!
Crazy Dave: Sun, sand and lots o' water!
Penny: Caution, User Dave. My sensors indicate there are zombies on your beach...
Penny:... and far too much water. It will overwhelm the plants.
Crazy Dave: No problem-o! We'll just lay down some Lily Pads.
Crazy Dave: Then the other plants can ride the waves!
Penny: Or as the vernacular of this era goes: They can "hang ten."
Crazy Dave: Right on, Penny, Right on!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Big Wave Beach - Day 2
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Penny: User Dave, data suggests that we should beware the tides.
Crazy Dave: When the tide comes in, it'll be a WIPE OUT for our plant friends?
Penny: Indeed. But the tide line indicates how high the water will rise. Plan accordingly.
Crazy Dave: The tide comes in, the tide goes out. Who can explain it?
Penny: That would be science, User Dave.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Big Wave Beach - Day 3
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Penny: When fighting zombies from the deep...
Penny: ...we need a plant with the appetite of a shark.
Crazy Dave: I catch your drift, Penny. You're talking about Chomper!
Penny: Indeed. His sharp teeth could turn the tide of battle.
Crazy Dave: Hey, I have an idea too! We could call this Chomper Week!
Penny: If we must, User Dave. If we must.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Big Wave Beach - Day 8
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Penny: My research indicates that the sport of bowling experienced a heyday during this era.
Crazy Dave: Are you thinking what I'm thinking, Penny?
Penny: I find your thought process indecipherable, User Dave.
Penny: I was thinking that Bowling Bulbs would make excellent allies here.
Crazy Dave: Huh, I was thinking how much I love wearing bowling shoes.
Crazy Dave: So many colors... right there on my feet!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Big Wave Beach - Day 15
(after beating the level and obtaining the note)
Crazy Dave: Look! It must be time to play Beach Zombie Bungo!
Penny: Bingo, User Dave. It's BINGO.
Crazy Dave: You already won, Penny? Wow. You're good at this!
Big Wave Beach - Day 16
(Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: Dudes, like, you're totally in for it now!
Dr. Zomboss: The Deep Sea Gargantuars have their slimy sights on you.
Dr. Zomboss: You can run! You can swim!
Dr. Zomboss: But you can't escape their scaly grip!
(Dr. Zomboss disappears, Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: Ugh. That dude is totally gnarly.
Penny: He is also quite unpleasant, User Dave. Quite unpleasant.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Big Wave Beach - Day 18
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: I tell ya, Penny, these surf-loving zombies are the pits!
Penny: Analyzing the phrase: "The pits"...
Penny: Hmm. Pits. Very interesting. User Dave! You are a genius!
Crazy Dave: I am?
Penny: No. No you are not. However, you have given me an idea.
Penny: Guacodile! This plant fights zombies with pit-like projectiles.
Penny: And he employs a powerful bite as well.
Penny: Plant him on the front lines. You'll see.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Big Wave Beach - Day 20
(After the player completes the level and receives Tiki Torch-er, Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Penny: Alert! I've detected a strange statue of surfing-era significance.
Crazy Dave: Well lookie there! It's a tiki statue. With crazy eyes.
Penny: Analysis indicates this tiki could inflict a terrifying challenge upon any who follow it.
Crazy Dave: So you're saying that a tiki torture awaits? Get it? A tiki TORCH-er?
Penny: User Dave, I must say, your pun is... TORCH-er-ous.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Big Wave Beach - Day 21
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: Whew! Fighting Zombies that arrive in waves AND tides isn't easy.
Crazy Dave: You know what we need, Penny? An ally with a hot of 'tude!
Crazy Dave: And by 'tude, I mean attitude. In case you need translation.
Penny: Then I suggest we call upon Homing Thistle.
Penny: I believe he has this 'tude you speak of.
Crazy Dave: His eyes! intense! He can shoot the zombies a real mean look.
Penny: More importantly, he can shoot deadly darts that home in on their target.
Crazy Dave: Two painful blows for the price of one! Radical!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Big Wave Beach - Day 23
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Penny: User Dave. Please note the line of Banana Launchers.
Penny: They appear to need our protection!
Crazy Dave: Let's get to it! After all, bananas are a very a-PEELING fruit!
Penny: User Dave. If I had a head, I would be shaking it right now.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Big Wave Beach - Day 32
(Introduction dialogue)
(Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: Yo beach bums! Don't flip your lid.
Dr. Zomboss: But have you noticed that Chomper and Bikini Zombie have been ultra cozy lately?
Dr. Zomboss: Could a beachside plant-zombie romance be in bloom?
Dr. Zomboss: Speaking of which, how sure of you of Chomper's loyalties?
Dr. Zomboss: I can't help but notice... that plant has the appetite of a zombie.
Dr. Zomboss: Chew on that land lovers! Later dudes! Dr. Zomboss
(Dr. Zomboss disappears, Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: A plant-zombie romance? Penny... my mind is BLOWN!
Penny: User Dave, do not jump to conclusions. I suggest something more productive.
Penny: Let us jump into the action!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
(After defeating Dr. Zomboss and receiving the Big Wave Beach Trophy.)
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: A plant-zombie romance? That's just craaaazy!
Crazy Dave: And I know a thing or two about craaaazy!
Penny: I concur. I suspect Dr. Zomboss was attempting to sow seeds of discontent.
Crazy Dave: From now on, we are the only ones sowing seeds around here!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave, Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: Totally bogus! Little do you know what I have in store for you!
Dr. Zomboss: The seeds of destruction have been planted! Brace yourselves for a wipe out!
Dr. Zomboss: But for now, I gotta split. Catch you dweebs later!
(Dr. Zomboss disappears)
Tiki Torch-er
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: Hi neighbor! Welcome to The Tiki Torch-er!
Crazy Dave: But Beware! Zombies are selling seashells by this seashore!
Crazy Dave: And they insist you pay in brains!
(Crazy Dave leaves)
Modern Day - Day 1
(Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: Aha! Project Paradox begins...NOW!
(Dr. Zomboss leaves, Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Penny: Timeline alert, User Dave!
Penny: We have arrived moments before our departure!
Penny: If my guess is correct, Dr. Zomboss will attempt to prevent your initial taco-consumption!
Penny: Our journeys will cease to exist!
Crazy Dave: NOOOOOOOOOO!
Crazy Dave: ...OOOOOOOO! Sorry, I was busy screaming "No." Did you say "taco"?
Penny: We must aware, User Dave. Dr. Zomboss will surely deploy all his time-varied zombies against us!
Crazy Dave: TACOOOOOOO!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Modern Day - Day 2
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Penny: The Moonflower emits sun, User Dave. But that is not all.
Penny: My scans show that it creates a special glow that augments plants of its type.
Penny: Planting Moonflowers next to each other should increase their power.
Penny: I suspect they will have the same effect on any other shadow plants we may find.
Crazy Dave: TACOOOOOOOO!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Modern Day - Day 3
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Penny: The Shrinking Violet is well named, User Dave.
Penny: It shrinks zombies and makes them weaker.
Crazy Dave: Tiny zombies! Stay away from my shins!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Modern Day - Day 5
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Penny: The Nightshade is another shadow plant, User Dave.
Penny: By itself it deals slapping damage to zombies. But if it is planted next to a Moonflower, both will become more powerful.
Crazy Dave: Botanical buddies? That's CRAAA-ZY!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Modern Day - Day 8
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Penny: I am picking up a grid of plants, User Dave.
Penny: My scans suggest they can be swapped to create matches of three.
Crazy Dave: I saw a game like that once on my telephoney!
Penny: You can use sun to upgrade the plants. Make 100 matches to defeat the zombies!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Modern Day - Day 9
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Penny: My sensors are picking up increased helium levels, User Dave.
Penny: I suspect we may be facing one or more Balloon Zombies.
Crazy Dave: I hate one or more Balloon Zombies!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Modern Day - Day 11
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Penny: We have picked up a Shadow-shroom seed packet, User Dave.
Penny: Shadow-shrooms are shadow plants, so be sure to plant them next to Moonflowers for bonus effects.
Crazy Dave: Adjacency wins again!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Modern Day - Day 15
(After beating the level and receiving a Taco, which is revealed to be a fake Taco, Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: Look, Penny! MY TACO!
Penny: No, User Dave! You must not! I detect high levels of trappiness!
Crazy Dave: But...HUNGY...CHOW...TACO!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Modern Day - Day 16
(Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: Fools! You have fallen into my excruciatingly obvious trap!
Dr. Zomboss: My vast and varied array of Gargantuars will pummel you into total oblivion!
(Dr. Zomboss leaves, Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: And then I get my taco?
(Crazy Dave leaves)
Modern Day - Day 17
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Penny: The Dusk Lobber is yet another shadow plant, User Dave.
Penny: On its own, it lobs exploding projectiles.
Penny: In its powered state, however, it lobs down three lanes!
Crazy Dave: That's a lane for each of my thumbs and noses!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Modern Day - Day 19
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Penny: Escape Root is a tricky plant, User Dave.
Penny: When threatened, it swaps in an explosive plant!
Penny: And if you tap it, and then another plant, they will switch places!
Penny: You can use Escape Roots to rescue endangered plants!
Crazy Dave: Whaaaaa-? Plants can be in-dangered? CALL THE POLICE!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Modern Day - Day 20
(After the player completes the level and receives Highway to the Danger Room, Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: Penny! A random length of sewer pipe!
Penny: Be careful, User Dave. That pipe is part of a municipal mulch of endless engagement!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Modern Day - Day 21
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Penny: All-Star Zombies are encroaching, User Dave!
Penny: They tackle and destroy the first plant they encounter!
Crazy Dave: I blame the ref!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Modern Day - Day 22
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: Oy howdy! I think it's one of those Beghouled-y grids again, Penny!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Modern Day - Day 23
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Penny: The Grimrose is a shadow plant, User Dave.
Penny: It drags down a zombie that enters its lane.
Penny: When powered, it can dispose of three zombies before it expires.
Crazy Dave: That just seems like it's trying too hard!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Modern Day - Day 24
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: I hear tiny feet! They're pitter-pattering!
Penny: Engage caution, User Dave. I detect Super-fan Imps ahead!
Penny: Their team spirit is explosive!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Modern Day - Day 32
(This level takes place in the Ancient Egypt, the Pirate Seas, or the Wild West to fight the specific Zombot of the world.)
(Introduction dialogue)
(Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: It is presently a moment of your apocalypse!
Dr. Zomboss: Your reckless pursuit of an already-eaten taco has shattered all of time!
Dr. Zomboss: It falls to me to restore future, now, and past!
(Dr. Zomboss leaves, Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Penny: Can it be true, User Dave?
Penny: Has our quest ruptured the timestream itself?
Crazy Dave: Allow me to address your concern thusly:
Crazy Dave: *ahem*
Crazy Dave: TACOOOOOOO!!!!!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
(After defeating the first Zombot and receiving a Mystery Gift Box)
(Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: Fools! Do you not value the validity of time?
Dr. Zomboss: Care you not if one moment follows another?
Dr. Zomboss: Moron! Ignoramus! Pot-wearer!
(Dr. Zomboss leaves, Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: It's not a pot, it's a handled basin!
Penny: I am concerned, User Dave. What if he speaks true?
Crazy Dave: I'm too taco-addled to care, Penny! FORWARD!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Modern Day - Day 33
(This level takes place in the Far Future, Dark Ages, or Big Wave Beach to fight the specific Zombot of the world.)
(Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: I beseech you, time-zippers, you must listen to reason!
Dr. Zomboss: Conherence crumbles! Our eras become nonsensical!
Dr. Zomboss: Stuff is all jiggy and super wacked-out, like!
(Dr. Zomboss leaves, Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: RELEASE THE SQUIRBOS!
(Crazy Dave leaves)
(After defeating the second Zombot and receiving an another Mystery Gift Box)
(Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: I am telling the truth, Insane Dave Person!
Dr. Zomboss: My words are utterly not an attempt to trick you!
Dr. Zomboss: You cannot re-eat a taco! It is impossible!
(Dr. Zomboss leaves, Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: Imp-possible? I HATE IMPS! WITH A PASSION!
(Crazy Dave leaves)
Modern Day - Day 34
(This level takes place in Frostbite Caves, Lost City, Neon Mixtape Tour, or Jurassic Marsh to fight the specific Zombot of the world.)
(Introduction dialogue)
(Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: If you will not listen, then you will be destroyed!
(Dr. Zomboss leaves, Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: You have no credibility! TACOOOO!!!
(Crazy Dave leaves)
(After defeating the third and final Zombot and receiving a Taco with a Waffle in it.)
(Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: David, I implore you! You must give up your hopeless dream of a long-ago taco!
Dr. Zomboss: It is gone, gone forever! But please, in its place, take this!
(Dr. Zomboss leaves, Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: !
Crazy Dave: !!
Crazy Dave: !!!!!!!!!!!
Crazy Dave: Is that...
Crazy Dave: It can't be...
Crazy Dave: A TACO WITH A WAFFLE IN IT!!!!!
Penny: I detect high levels of deliciousness, User Dave.
Crazy Dave: THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY IN MY OR ANYBODY ELSE'S LIFE!!!!
Penny: Indeed, perhaps we have misjudged Dr. Zomboss all this time...
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave, Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: Ha ha ha! Perhaps you HAVE misjudged me. Or... perhaps not!
Dr. Zomboss: I surely have no devious plans for the future! Or... do I?
Dr. Zomboss: Bwah-ha-ha-haaaah! We shall meet again!
(Dr. Zomboss leaves)
Modern Day - Day 35
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: My Taco-With-a-Waffle-In-It is yum-licious!
Crazy Dave: But do I smell more zombies ahead?
Penny: Tacos-With-Waffles-In-Them or not, zombies still want brains.
Penny: Stay on the lookout for stronger versions of zombies we've seen.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Modern Day - Day 40
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: Our lawnmowers are non-mowers!
Penny: Indeed, User Dave. Perhaps this is a consequence of Dr. Zomboss' Project Paradox.
Penny: We likely will not be able to rely on them going forward.
Crazy Dave: But I need them for squirbo hunting!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Modern Day - Day 44
(Introduction dialogue)
(Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: Did you enjoy your augmented taco, David?
Dr. Zomboss: Its crispy shell?
Dr. Zomboss: Its syrupy center?
Dr. Zomboss: Its SECRET INGREDIENT?
Dr. Zomboss: Surely then you shall appreciate my augmented zombies in equal measure!
Dr. Zomboss: Ha! Ha-ha! HAHAHAHA HAAAAAH!
Dr. Zomboss: Heh.
(Dr. Zomboss leaves)
(After defeating Dr. Zomboss and receiving the money bag.)
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: I think we survived, Penny! Can you check?
Penny: Scanning... I calculate 98% chance of survival with 3% margin of error.
Crazy Dave: Thank Taco for powered-up plants!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave, Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: Curses! It appears that further zombie game-upping shall be required!
(Dr. Zomboss leaves)
Highway to the Danger Room
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: Howdy, neighbor! Welcome to Highway to the Danger Room!
(Crazy Dave leaves)
Vasebreaker
(On the map)
Crazy Dave: Now here's a break with tradition.
Crazy Dave: Facebreaker is a blast from the past, right to your face!
Penny: It's called Vasebreaker, User Dave. Vasebreaker.
Crazy Dave: In that case, it must be right to your vase!
Check out Vasebreaker!
Vasebreaker Intro
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: A lawn of vases is like a box of chocolates.
Crazy Dave: Some are awesome! Others taste downright ugly!
Crazy Dave: But all vases are much harder on your teeth!
Penny: Be careful with how fast you break vases.
Penny: You might end up with more ugly than you can handle.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Epic Quest - Gem Jam - Step 1
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Penny: Attention, User Dave! I have audio-detected a large stash of zombie gems.
Crazy Dave: Heard the horde's hoard, huh?
Penny: If we move swiftly, we may be able to claim them for our own.
Crazy Dave: Hi-ho-Gem-Jam, awaaaaay!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Epic Quest - Gem Jam - Step 4
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: You know how sometimes suns are bombs?
Crazy Dave: This is one of these times!
(Crazy Dave leaves)
Epic Quest - Gem Jam - Step 6
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Penny: The zombies are aware of our gem quest, User Dave.
Penny: They intend to attack us from the sea.
Crazy Dave: We'll sea about that! Bowling Bulbs, LET'S ROLL!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Epic Quest - Gem Jam - Step 10
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: Those gems are so close I can smell 'em!
Crazy Dave: Like gooseberries in springtime!
(Crazy Dave leaves)
(After beating Step 10 of the Gem Jam epic quest)
(Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: Hsss! Rascals! Gem-poaching scoundrels!
Dr. Zomboss: No matter! My plans proceed apace!
(Dr. Zomboss leaves)
Epic Quest - Rescue the Gold Bloom - Step 1
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: I smell leather! And electricity!
Penny: My sensors register a plant lost in time.
Crazy Dave: I smell a rescue! And oranges!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Epic Quest - Rescue the Gold Bloom - Step 2
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Penny: Our missing plant is the Gold Bloom, User Dave.
Penny: It produces an immediate bounty of sun when planted!
Crazy Dave: Instant sun? Not good enough! MUST GO FASTER!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
(After beating Step 2 of the Rescue Gold Bloom epic quest)
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Penny: The Gold Bloom is unstuck in time, User Dave.
Penny: Luckily I can track it whenever it goes.
Crazy Dave: Hang on, little sprout! We're a-comin'!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Epic Quest - Rescue the Gold Bloom - Step 10
(After beating Step 10 of the Rescue Gold Bloom epic quest)
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: We did it! I am a hero to all plants!
Penny: I am concerned about the strange portals we encountered, User Dave.
Penny: I believe some unfortunate chicanery may be afoot.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave, Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: HA! HA-HA-HA! HA!
Dr. Zomboss: I am amused!
(Dr. Zomboss leaves and you receive the Gold Bloom)
Epic Quest - Beghouled Blitz - Step 1
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: Penny! A grid of plants for swappin'!
(Penny appears)
Penny: Indeed, User Dave. Plants can be swapped to create matches of 3 or more.
Penny: You must make 125 matches to defeat the zombies.
Penny: You can use sun to upgrade your plants.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Epic Quest - Beghouled Blitz - Step 2
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Penny: I detect three different Power-Ups, User Dave.
Penny: They are Power Shuffle, Power Shovel, and Power Zap.
Penny: Power Shuffle scrambles the board if you are having trouble finding a match.
Penny: Power Shovel fills in a crater, allowing an eaten plant to be replaced.
Penny: Power Zap power zaps zombies.
Crazy Dave: I was confused about that last one!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Epic Quest - Beghouled Blitz - Step 3
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: SO MUCH SWAPPING, PENNY!!!
(Penny appears)
Penny: Indeed, it is a gauntlet, User Dave.
Penny: However, my sensors detect a rich reward if we persevere.
Crazy Dave: Keep calm and swap on!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Epic Quest - Beghouled Blitz - Step 5
(After beating Step 5 of the Beghouled Blitz epic quest)
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: Whew! That plant grid was rough like old sausage!
Penny: Correct, User Dave. However, we should expect a rich coin reward for our efforts.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave and let you receive the coin reward)
Epic Quest - Electrical Boogaloo - Step 1
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Penny: Alert, User Dave! My batteries are losing power.
Crazy Dave: But you need power to roll your windows up and down!
Penny: Correct. Perhaps some electrical plants can restore my charge.
Crazy Dave: That's so plausible, it just might work!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Epic Quest - Electrical Boogaloo - Step 2
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Penny: I have detected an Electric Currant plant, User Dave.
Penny: Two in the same row or column will create an electric field between them.
Penny: The field will damage zombies and recharge my batteries.
Crazy Dave: What a positive development!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Epic Quest - Electrical Boogaloo - Step 4
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Penny: I detect mine carts, User Dave.
Penny: Use them to zap zombies with Electric Currant fields.
Crazy Dave: Watt a great idea!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Epic Quest - Electrical Boogaloo - Step 5
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: All this electricity makes my face-beard hurt! Can we stop for a beach break?
Penny: Of course, User Dave. Prepare for Beach Party onslaught.
Crazy Dave: Can we have bananas?
Penny: Bananas will be provided.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Epic Quest - Electrical Boogaloo - Step 6
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: How are your batteries, Penny?
Penny: They are charging nicely, User Dave, thank you for inquiring.
Penny: The Electric Currants are most helpful.
Crazy Dave: They sure make a powerful coulomb-ination!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Epic Quest - Electrical Boogaloo - Step 9
(Penny appears)
Penny: Note the rolling boulders.
Penny: When triggered they destroy plants and zombies alike.
(Penny leaves)
Epic Quest - Electrical Boogaloo - Step 10
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Penny: My batteries are nearly charged, User Dave.
Crazy Dave: Wahoo! So many electrons!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
(After beating Step 10 of the Electrical Boogaloo epic quest)
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: That Electric Currant is sparky AND sparkly!
Penny: Indeed, its electrical power is most invigorating.
Penny: It will make an excellent addition to our collection.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave and you receive the Electric Currant)
Epic Quest - Aloe, Salut! - Step 1
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Penny: User Dave, I have detected that you have sustained multiple surface level injuries.
Crazy Dave: I got into a fight with the Travel Log. He thinks he can tell me what to do!
Penny: Medical assistance is required. I recommend that we search for an Aloe.
Penny: Aloe is capable of healing damage an adjacent plant takes.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Epic Quest - Aloe, Salut! - Step 3
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: Penny! A grid of plants for swappin'!
(Penny appears)
Penny: Indeed, User Dave. Plants can be swapped to create matches of 3 or more.
Penny: You must make 100 matches to defeat the zombies.
Penny: You can use sun to upgrade your plants.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Epic Quest - Aloe, Salut! - Step 8
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Penny: We have arrived at the apex of our Aloe adventure.
Crazy Dave: I'm going to miss all the good times we had together.
Penny: User Dave, victory here will allow us to acquire the Aloe permanently.
Crazy Dave: In that case, I'm going to miss my beard.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
(After beating Step 8 of Aloe, Salut! epic quest)
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Penny: Mission accomplished. The Aloe has been added to our plant collection.
Crazy Dave: And I still have my beard! Everything is coming up Crazy Dave!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave and you receive Aloe)
Endless Zone
(Penny appears)
Penny: These are your starting plants!
Penny: Now you get to pick one more.
(Penny leaves)
(After picking the first card)
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: Nice pick, let's see how far you can get!
(Crazy Dave leaves)
(After beating the first level)
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: Great work neighbor!
Crazy Dave: In the Endless Zones, your lawn mowers carry over to the next level!
Crazy Dave: Your Plant Food carries over to the next level as well!
Crazy Dave: Now it's time to pick another plant!
(Crazy Dave leaves)
Treasure Yeti
(This is when the Treasure Yeti is spawned for the first time.)
Penny: My Penny sense has detected a rare and curious lunch box.
Crazy Dave: I smell a Yeti! Let's go after him!
Zen Garden
(After the player picks up the first sprout and enters the Zen Garden for the first time)
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: I see you've found a sprout.
Crazy Dave: Maybe if you water it, you'll get coins?
Crazy Dave: At least, I think that's how it works.
(Crazy Dave leaves, allowing the player to place the first sprout.)
(After watering the first Marigold, Penny appears)
Penny: If you wait a while, your Marigold will grow.
Penny: But you can speed up the process with Gems!
(Penny leaves, giving 11 gems to the player to speed up the growing time)
(When the player returns to the Zen Garden with another sprout)
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: Zen Garden isn't just for growing Marigolds.
Crazy Dave: You can also grow mega powerful boosted plants!
Crazy Dave: But boosted plants only last for a single level!
(Crazy Dave leaves, allowing the player to place another sprout.)
(After placing another sprout which grows into a Sunflower and watering it)
(Penny appears)
Penny: Your Sunflower will grow up too, but it takes awhile.
Penny: Try some more Gems to speed her up!
(Penny leaves, giving 10 more gems to speed the Sunflower up)
Second Summer Night Piñata Party (Strawburst Tutorial)
(Penny appears)
Penny: Tap the Strawburst to fire.
Penny: Strawburst's berry grows over time.
(Penny leaves)
Lawn of Doom 2015 Piñata Party (Jack O' Lantern Tutorial)
(Penny appears)
Penny: Tap Jack O' Lantern for a burst of flame.
Penny: Tap and HOLD for an extended burst that does increasing damage!
(Penny leaves)
Modern Day Part 2 Piñata Party (Escape Root Tutorial)
(Penny appears)
Penny: Tap the Escape Root, then tap another plant, to make them switch places.
Penny: Escape Root explodes when a zombie gets close.
(Penny leaves)
Kiwibeast Piñata Party
(Penny appears)
Penny: The Kiwibeast becomes larger and more powerful the more damage it takes.
(Penny leaves)
Plants vs. Zombies Heroes Piñata Party
These dialogues were made for the crossover event that promotes the release of Plants vs. Zombies Heroes.
Event 1
(Green Shadow appears)
Green Shadow: Face forward, true believers!
Green Shadow: The battle between plants and zombies has become SUPER-POWERED!
Green Shadow: Thanks to the Hero-Tron 5000!
(Super Brainz appears)
Super Brainz: Hurrrl ZOMBIES R WINNERS!
Green Shadow: Gasp! Super Brainz!
Super Brainz: MY NAME IS SUPER BRAINZ!
Green Shadow: I just said that!
Green Shadow: Well, now you face the GREEN SHADOW!
Green Shadow: It's an epic clash between bloom and doom!
(Green Shadow and Super Brainz leave)
Event 2
(Green Shadow appears)
Green Shadow: Be valiant, little peashooters!
Green Shadow: Wear your Green Shadow costumes with pride!
(Impfinity appears)
Impfinity: Hee-hee-hee! Hee-hee-hee! HEEEE!
Green Shadow: IMPFINITY! You multiplying maniac!
Green Shadow: Laughing more doesn't make it funnier!
(Green Shadow and Impfinity leave)
Event 3
(Solar Flare appears)
Solar Flare: Hi! Good ol' SOLAR FLARE here! Let's get sunny!
Solar Flare: We're gonna see some great costumes today!
(Super Brainz appears)
Super Brainz: MY NAME IS SUPER BRAINZ!
Solar Flare: Uh-oh! Time to light up this bozo!
(Solar Flare and Super Brainz leave)
Event 4
(Electric Boogaloo appears)
Electric Boogaloo: BOOGALOOOOO!
(Solar Flare appears)
Solar Flare: Electirc Boogaloo! You villainous villain!
Solar Flare: Though I gotta say... I love these flashy duds!
(Solar Flare and Electric Boogaloo leave)
Event 5
(Wall-Knight appears)
Wall-Knight: ...
(Electric Boogaloo appears)
Electric Boogaloo: BOOGALOOOO!
Wall-Knight: ...
Electric Boogaloo: BOOOOG!
Wall-Knight: I'm thinking about crayons!
(Wall-Knight and Electric Boogaloo leave)
Event 6
(Wall-Knight appears)
Wall-Knight: Doop-de-doo, thinkin' about crayons...
(Impfinity appears)
Impfinity: HEE-HEE-HEE-HEEEEEE!
Wall-Knight: Yikes!
Wall-Knight: That can't be healthy!
(Wall-Knight and Impfinity leave)
Event 7
(Super Brainz appears)
Super Brainz: BRAINZ! That R SUPER!
Super Brainz: SUPER BRAINZ!
(Wall-Knight appears)
Wall-Knight: Knight! That is Wall!
Wall-Knight: WALL-KNIGHT!
Wall-Knight: I like this game!
(Wall-Knight and Super Brainz leave)
Event 8
(Green Shadow and Super Brainz appear)
Green Shadow: I knew we'd meet again, Super Brainz!
Super Brainz: MY NAME IS SUPER BRAINZ!
Green Shadow: Yes I already... You know what? Forget it.
(Green Shadow and Super Brainz leave)
Event 9
(Green Shadow and Impfinity appear)
Green Shadow: Where are the missing Hero-From 5000 parts, Impfinity?
Impfinity: EEE-HEE-HEEEEE!
Green Shadow: That's not an answer!
(Green Shadow and Impfinity leave)
Event 10
(Wall-Knight and Electric Boogaloo appear)
Electric Boogaloo: Electric! BOOGALOO!
Wall-Knight: Hi! Do you like crayons?
Electric Boogaloo: I LIKE LOTZA STUFFZ!
Wall-Knight: But do you like... BLUE crayons?
(Wall-Knight and Electric Boogaloo leave)
Event 11
(Impfinity appears)
Impfinity: Pssst!
Impfinity: We stole the Hero-Tron bits! Yep! Stuck em in my hat!
(Impfinity leaves, Wall-Knight appears)
Wall-Knight: Hi, hi, hi!
Wall-Knight: Did I miss anything?
(Wall-Knight leaves)
Event 12
(Solar Flare appears)
Solar Flare: Whew! These zombies are tough customers!
Solar Flare: They just keep coming! They never stop!
(Super Brainz appears)
Super Brainz: MY NAME IS SUPER BRAINZ!
Solar Flare: And let's face it... their conversation is not illuminating!
(Solar Flare and Super Brainz leave)
Event 13
(Green Shadow appears)
Green Shadow: Solar Flare! Did you find the Hero-Tron components?
(Green Shadow leaves, Solar Flare appears)
Solar Flare: Nope! Just lots of junk! How about you, Wall-Knight?
(Solar Flare leaves, Wall-Knight appears)
Wall-Knight: Hi! I'm Wall-Knight!
(Super Brainz appears)
Super Brainz: MY NAME IS SUPER BRAINZ!
(Wall-Knight leaves, Green Shadow appears)
Green Shadow: WE KNOW!!!
(Green Shadow and Super Brainz leave, Electric Boogaloo appears)
Electric Boogaloo: Whooze ready 2...
Electric Boogaloo: GET DOWN WITH ELECTRIC BOOGALOO!
(Solar Flare appears)
Solar Flare: Me!
Solar Flare: I mean... never!
(Solar Flare and Electric Boogaloo leave, Impfinity appears)
Impfinity: Hee-hee-hee-heeeee!
Impfinity: Tune in for more excitement...
Impfinity: ...and check out Plants vs Zombies HEROES!
(Impfinity leaves)
Feastivus 2016 Piñata Party (Missile Toe Tutorial)
(Penny appears)
Penny: Tap Missile Toe to arm her, then tap the target to fire.
(Penny leaves)
Plant Upgrade System Tutorial
These dialogues are available if the player has already finished Ancient Egypt - Day 3 before the 5.7.1 update.
(At the main menu)
Crazy Dave: Travel Log's got some kinda new thing! Check it out!
(After tapping on the Travel Log and going into the quest, Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: Looky! A Peashooter and a Repeater!
Crazy Dave: I sure hope no Buckethead Zombie attacks that poor lil' Peashooter!
(Penny appears)
Penny: Your fears are misplaced, User Dave.
Penny: That Peashooter is at MAX LEVEL.
Penny: It packs a considerable punch!
Penny: At its current level, it is even stronger than a regular Repeater.
Penny: Observe.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
(After the player beats the quest and collects the Money Bag)
Penny: Visit the Travel Log to claim your Quest reward.
(The player then earns seed packets from an Ancient Egypt piñata to level up the Peashooter and the Wall-nut)
(After the player goes back to the world map menu)
Crazy Dave: Let's go to the dandy-handy Almanac to upgrade a plant!
(The player goes into the Almanac)
Penny: Take those seed packets you won and upgrade your Peashooter!
(The player upgrades the Peashooter to Level 2.)
Penny: Tap 'Find More' to see where you can find more seed packets for each plant.
(After leaving the Almanac)
Penny: Visit the Almanac to upgrade your plants!
(After going back to the World Map)
Crazy Dave: Want to open more Piñatas? Check out the Store!
(The player goes to the Store)
Penny: The Ancient Egypt piñata might have what we're looking for. Take these gems and buy one!
(The player gets 20 gems to buy the Ancient Egypt piñata.)
Pre-1.7
These dialogues were available only before the release of the 1.7 update.
Ancient Egypt - Day 11 (pre-1.7)
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: Whoa... this world goes to eleven! That's crazy!
(Crazy Dave leaves)
(After beating the level and receiving the Pyramid of Doom, Penny appears)
Penny: That was the last mummy.
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: That's a WRAP!!!! HAHAHAHAH!
Penny: According to my gauges...
Penny: User Dave has been waiting to use that joke since we got here.
Crazy Dave: Do you know what's better than a wrap? A Taco. Let's go!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Star Challenges
Crazy Dave: It appears to be some sort of gate... of stars.
Crazy Dave: I'll call it GATESTAR!
Penny: Actually that is a Star Gate.
Penny: The map shows you where new Stars can be earned!
Penny: By earning enough Stars we can unlock the gate...
Penny: And travel to another time!
Crazy Dave: That's just crazy enough to work!
Ancient Egypt - Save Our Seeds - II
(Penny appears)
Penny: My sensors have detected plants in danger.
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: Who will save the plants? WHO?!??
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Ancient Egypt - Save Our Seeds - III
(Penny appears)
Penny: There's too many tombs. Let's clear them out.
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave (Surprised): I'm hyperventilating I'm so excited right now.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Ancient Egypt - Locked and Loaded - I
(Penny appears)
Penny: This Brain Buster is a locked coordinate in time.
Penny: You must take these plants to win.
Penny: Otherwise, you risk distorting reality.
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: Never distort reality! You'll pull something.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Ancient Egypt - Locked and Loaded - II
(Penny appears)
Penny: Can't we build a modern fence to stop these ancient zombies?
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: Who needs fences when you have offense?
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Ancient Egypt - Locked and Loaded - III
(Penny appears)
Penny: The family that pults together...
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: Are friends indeed.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Ancient Egypt - Last Stand - II
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: Is this Last Stand?
(Penny appears)
Penny: No, it's First Sit.
Penny: That's sarcasm.
Crazy Dave: I love sitting, but now is not the time! Let's get crazy.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Ancient Egypt - Last Stand - III
(After beating the level and obtaining a Star, Penny appears)
Penny: I hope that pharaohs had some heirs.
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: I guess that was their last stand too.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Ancient Egypt - Mummy Memory - I
(Penny appears)
Penny: There's a brand new symbol to match. It's a bucket.
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: Let's kick it.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Ancient Egypt - Mummy Memory - II
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: Match the symbols and win a prize!
(Penny appears)
Penny: What's the prize?
Crazy Dave: I don't know. I'm Crazy!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Ancient Egypt - Mummy Memory - III
(Penny appears)
Penny: What's the new symbol?
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: I don't know. Feelin' lucky?
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Pirate Seas - Day 10 (pre-1.7)
(After beating the level and receiving Dead Man's Booty, Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: I'm ready to go. Pirates are great, but I think I'm getting homesick.
Crazy Dave: No wait, I mean seasick.
(Penny appears)
Penny: Roll down the window, please.
Crazy Dave: No time for that. There's a taco to find!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Pirate Seas - Cannons Away - II
(Penny appears)
Penny: Why do birds suddenly appear?
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: Who cares? We have cannons and a score to beat.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Pirate Seas - Cannons Away - III
(After beating the level and reaching a high score, Penny appears)
Penny: Congratulations on beating my scores. I'm not bitter.
Penny: I'm not saying you cheated... cheater.
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: Yeah! Everyone's happy!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Pirate Seas - Locked and Loaded - II
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: CANNON FIGHT!!!
(Crazy Dave leaves)
Pirate Seas - Locked and Loaded - III
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: I feel like something is missing.
(Penny appears)
Penny: Sunflowers?
Crazy Dave: Nope. My taco.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Pirate Seas - Locked and Loaded - II
(Penny appears)
Penny: Remember, protect those plants.
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: And don't let those beans walk the plank!
(Crazy Dave leaves)
Pirate Seas - Save Our Seeds - II
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: Those Spring Beans are living on the edge.
(Penny appears)
Penny: Danger is their middle name.
Penny: Someone should update the Almanac.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Pirate Seas - Save Our Seeds - III
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: It is now clear that these beans are being stalked.
Crazy Dave: Leave no bean behind!
(Crazy Dave leaves)
Pirate Seas - Last Stand - II
(Penny appears)
Penny: These waves keep getting worse.
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: I'm still not wet.
Penny: I meant zombie waves.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Pirate Seas - Last Stand - III
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: You've got a boat load of sun. Don't go overboard.
(Penny appears)
Penny: I see what you did there.
Crazy Dave: Wha -?
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Wild West - Day 10 (pre-1.7)
(After beating the level and obtaining Big Bad Butte, Penny appears)
Penny: User Dave, it's time to saddle up and leave.
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: There's a sunset. Let's ride!
Penny: Where do you think the future will take us?
Crazy Dave: The future you say?
Crazy Dave: We should take another look at my Time-Space Taco Map.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Wild West - Save Our Seeds - I
(Penny appears)
Penny: These Brain Busters can be tough nuts to crack.
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: And I want to see the delicious creamy center.
Penny: The point is not to crack them.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Wild West - Save Our Seeds - II
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: What's that sound in the distance?
(Penny appears)
Penny: That is the sound of inevitability.
Crazy Dave: It sounds like a stampede of pianos!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Wild West - Not OK Corral - III
(After beating the level and obtaining a Star, Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: My great grandpappy was a lawman around these parts.
(Penny appears)
Penny: Is that him over there?
Crazy Dave: Where?
Penny: Made you look.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Wild West - Last Stand - II
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: I could really go for a tub of fried chicken right now.
(Penny appears)
Penny: Well, they've let loose the birds of war, so you're in luck.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Wild West - Last Stand - III
(After beating the level and obtaining a Star, Penny appears)
Penny: Nice job, Sheriff User Time Traveler.
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: You've survived a lot of bull.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Wild West - Locked and Loaded - II
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: They're coming 'round the mountain for your brains!
(Penny appears)
Penny: Oh no, he's singing again.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Wild West - Locked and Loaded - III
(After beating the level and obtaining a Star, Penny appears)
Penny: I can't believe there were so many chickens.
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: I cry fowl!
Penny: This will be remembered as the Great Chickening of 1850.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
(This was only available while Far Future was in development.)
Crazy Dave: That looks like it could be all futurey.
Penny: I'm detecting a rush of tachyon particles.
Penny: Maybe Future Penny is trying to make contact.
(Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: Greetings temporal commuters.
Dr. Zomboss: The future will be requesting your presence.
Dr. Zomboss: But be aware...
Dr. Zomboss: Upon entry, legal possession of your brains...
Dr. Zomboss: Will be transferred to one Dr. Edgar Zomboss.
Dr. Zomboss: Sincerely, Dr. Edgar Zomboss.
(Dr. Zomboss disappears)
Crazy Dave: That Mr. Boss guy seems like a really nice fellow!
Penny: We should be wary of that one User Dave.
Penny: In the meantime...
Penny: Earning stars will prepare you for Star Gates we find later!
Penny: Also, Challenge Zones will keep you sharp for future trials.
Crazy Dave: Just remember, Tomorrow is always a taco...
Crazy Dave: And a taco is what we find inside of all of us.
Challenge Zone - Intro
(This is only in the earlier versions.)
(Penny appears)
Penny: The Challenge Zones are harder than usual!
Penny: Power Ups and Plant Food can only be purchased once per level.
Penny: Good luck!
(Penny leaves)
Piñata Party
Penny: There is an impending attack on your house in modern times!
Crazy Dave: I bet it's not an attack... I bet it's a party! Oh, I hope it's a Piñata Party!
Penny: It's not a party, there are zombies from all different time periods ready to strike!
Penny: Who knows what else they could have brought with them?
Crazy Dave: Sounds like a party to me! Better hurry up, we don't want to miss out!
(After beating the Piñata Party level for the first time, the piñatas appear)
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: What did I tell you Penny? A surprise Piñata Party!
(Penny appears)
Penny: Does not compute. It appears a level 3 diagnostic check is in order.
Crazy Dave: Piñatas! Let's bust some open and see what we get!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave, allowing the player to whack three piñatas to get prizes)
Chinese version
Most of the dialogue in the Chinese version are translated versions of the international version's dialogue. Any additional dialogue can be seen in the different pages for China-exclusive levels.
Kongfu World - Day 3
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: Look! There's a Gourd! Is there any wine inside?
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)